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My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by Fabdedon(m): 4:30pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
11:39 PM:: Saturday Jully: Good night dear am feeling slippy.. Me : lol owk dear.. Good night, dream of your loved ones.. And dont sleep in the church tomorow oo oo lol.. Jully: me ke abi nah you i go dey tell.. Me : you dont know me oo, i can never sleep in the church even if i stay awake till day break.. Jully: abeg this boy you too de talk abeg go sleep.. Me: lol ok dear good night.. I Lo ..... (the rest are now History..) . . . 6:20am Sunday... ** walks into church** looking for a suitable place to sit so as to get no disturbance form church wardens..... ** sights the cool seat** rushes to grab it.. Ahhh at last... Enters flight mode** at least before mass starts... . . I dreamt an angel passing my side..it seems so real decided to confirm... Opens one eye..choi e be me like film...rush open the second eyes.. Choi.. I don see mammy water life...sleep disappear from my eyes....fiiiiaaamm . . . I just loose concentration for that mass.. even the offering nah three times i go make the girl for notice me.... * Before people will stand up in the church have already stand ... If dey de clap..my own be the loudest.... * Even when dem dey sit down nah me be last all in the name of dusting my seat.. ...all this make she for notice me.. . . Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my phone went through my saved post.. Big thanks to tosyne2much.. Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female facts.... Even checked to woo fine mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined.. And good to go) . . The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk majestically to her like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless) . . Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids..(chisoz I DON FORGET MY NAME)... Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice*** Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head** Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to.. Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of Liberia with my golden colour hiptops** (i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey sweat for tongue) :emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka Michael.. But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall in complexion ( who ask me..? Choi !!!..) Babe: SO ? Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!.. *** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your botanical name...sorry ma your name.... Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me like France...mammy water tell me say i funny..) Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla.. Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent.. Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me** Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that name cos the last i heard it was when i was in planet Mars.. Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the chest** (gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me. Choi !!!!...)..The BIG boy in me came out.. . . ..........Fast...Forwards........................>>.. I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..) we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until she waved a bus going towards my home.... About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport money for offering for church which means 3km treking....choi..#Gobe . . . As a bad guy i need to cover up and form . . Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next time we get to meet... Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend some time together...winks.. Case!!!! Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary society am their vice president so my presence is needed there so i might waste time too... (immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly that the devil is a learner) Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At least this an opportunity to join too. (thats when i know she truely be mammy water.) Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers this sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new commers.. (immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why do you say am not rightous!!!!) . . Her phone rings.. she looked at it and said.. Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call me when you get Home... Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that.. . . . Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what happend later are now HISTORY lol... Hope you had a nice sunday... Share yours... #Iam_Fabdedon 8 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by Buffer(f): 4:39pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
I can never date a broke guy |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by mzhorlah(f): 4:51pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
Buffer:see this girl oooo. |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by Fabdedon(m): 5:01pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
mzhorlah:lol i just de look am since 1 Like |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by pweetyz(f): 5:06pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
Gosh..you will not kill someone..i can't stop laughing..smart guy.. bdw..what if she still insists on joining a praesidium in the legion..what happens when she finds out that you're no vice president |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by tosyne2much(m): 5:09pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
Buffer, are your outrightly saying broke dudes have broke destiny ? |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by Neldrizzy(m): 5:09pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
Me hardly read Long write-up, but i enjoyed reading this one!!! Very hilarious 1 Like |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by tosyne2much(m): 5:13pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
Fabdedon, I sight u jawe ** nice piece from you** 1 Like |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by Fabdedon(m): 5:14pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
Neldrizzy:lol thanks bro.. |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by Buffer(f): 5:15pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
tosyne2much:They lie a lot |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by Fabdedon(m): 5:17pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
pweetyz:lol am sure one thing go lead to another thing.... |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by tosyne2much(m): 5:19pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
Buffer:this lady is just so funny Is that the impression you have towards broke dudes ? |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by Rapsainot(m): 5:27pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
hilarious.... ROTFLMGFAO |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by mesoade(m): 5:33pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
Buffer:And the rich guys are truthful? . . 2 Likes
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Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by Rapsainot(m): 5:51pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
mesoade:leave that broke bae jare |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by nickz(m): 6:04pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
Buffer:at least someone concurs to my signature |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by drizzytee: 7:27pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
Fabdedon:funny story...fictional too 1 Like |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by drizzytee: 7:34pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
pweetyz: ( .. in my mind) u beta stop laughing dia #That awkward moment when another guy makes a girl ure crushing on laugh really hard. 2 Likes |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by Fabdedon(m): 7:40pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
drizzytee:buhhhhahahahahaha yeah yeah really awkward.. |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by drizzytee: 7:53pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
Fabdedon:lol aswr down!. |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by kumpharm(f): 8:08pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
Nice piece... Got me laughing so hard. |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by TDstarr: 10:21pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Buffer:shaking my head , wheb your fada married your mother was he rich |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by Fabdedon(m): 12:07am On Nov 28, 2014 |
TDstarr:lol please dont start with the parent pls...i understand ur plight |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by Funniez: 10:16am On Nov 28, 2014 |
Op u see ur work ba? U don make me laf sotey I no know when I tear my landlord beta slap 4 cheeks. Chai! See gobe |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by Fortunate017(m): 2:38pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Funniez:See lie..(tear ur landlord beta slap) Well, I laugh sote tears dey comot 4 my eyes. |
Re: My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by Fabdedon(m): 9:35pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Funniez:watin carry ur landlord come where u de Nairaland? |
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