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Girls! Girls!! Girls!!! by olawalehenry(m): 5:51pm On Nov 10, 2014
Have you ever wondered why many
girls use smileys and short replies when chatting
nowadays?
Seriously, i have come to realize why most girls
do.
I was chatting with this babe yesterday and i was
Like....
Me: how are you dear?
Girl: 5n
Me: how was ur day?
Girl: 5n
Me: how is your family?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you missing me?
Girl: No
Me: but am missing you
Girl: tanks
Me: I'm not feeling well
Girl: sowi
Me: so how was ya day?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you busy?
Girl: no
Me: are you with someone over there?
Girl: no
Me: what? Why don't you type
something
interesting instead of sending me
short replies?
Girl: k
Me: type something now!
Girl: k
Me: Ok! Ok so its true
Girl: dat wat
Me: I've heard you failed your English
exams...
Girl: who telled you? It is unpossible... I sawed the
resalt yestarday... I passed away.
Me: OMG... That's ok. U can use smileys and
short
replies plz!!

I fainted
Re: Girls! Girls!! Girls!!! by Rapaltar(m): 5:57pm On Nov 10, 2014
olawalehenry:
Have you ever wondered why many
girls use smileys and short replies when chatting
nowadays?
Seriously, i have come to realize why most girls
do.
I was chatting with this babe yesterday and i was
Like....
Me: how are you dear?
Girl: 5n
Me: how was ur day?
Girl: 5n
Me: how is your family?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you missing me?
Girl: No
Me: but am missing you
Girl: tanks
Me: I'm not feeling well
Girl: sowi
Me: so how was ya day?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you busy?
Girl: no
Me: are you with someone over there?
Girl: no
Me: what? Why don't you type
something
interesting instead of sending me
short replies?
Girl: k
Me: type something now!
Girl: k
Me: Ok! Ok so its true
Girl: dat wat
Me: I've heard you failed your English
exams...
Girl: who telled you? It is unpossible... I sawed the
resalt yestarday... I passed away.
Me: OMG... That's ok. U can use smileys and
short
replies plz!!

I fainted


*holds laff* lipsrsealed
Re: Girls! Girls!! Girls!!! by Freshtomato(f): 6:06pm On Nov 10, 2014
Jokes section this way ----------->
Re: Girls! Girls!! Girls!!! by luvlyoracle(m): 6:07pm On Nov 10, 2014
olawalehenry:
Have you ever wondered why many
girls use smileys and short replies when chatting
nowadays?
Seriously, i have come to realize why most girls
do.
I was chatting with this babe yesterday and i was
Like....
Me: how are you dear?
Girl: 5n
Me: how was ur day?
Girl: 5n
Me: how is your family?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you missing me?
Girl: No
Me: but am missing you
Girl: tanks
Me: I'm not feeling well
Girl: sowi
Me: so how was ya day?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you busy?
Girl: no
Me: are you with someone over there?
Girl: no
Me: what? Why don't you type
something
interesting instead of sending me
short replies?
Girl: k
Me: type something now!
Girl: k
Me: Ok! Ok so its true
Girl: dat wat
Me: I've heard you failed your English
exams...
Girl: who telled you? It is unpossible... I sawed the
resalt yestarday... I passed away.
Me: OMG... That's ok. U can use smileys and
short
replies plz!!

I fainted
grin
Re: Girls! Girls!! Girls!!! by KMTee(f): 6:10pm On Nov 10, 2014
stale tongue
Re: Girls! Girls!! Girls!!! by Nobody: 6:13pm On Nov 10, 2014
HOW IS THIS ROMANTIC?
Re: Girls! Girls!! Girls!!! by adewaletb2(m): 6:27pm On Nov 10, 2014
So...why didn't you try the joke section?
Re: Girls! Girls!! Girls!!! by stevoskyj(m): 7:07pm On Nov 10, 2014
outdated joke
Re: Girls! Girls!! Girls!!! by olawalehenry(m): 10:00pm On Nov 10, 2014
Freshtomato:
Jokes section this way ----------->

Lol..................hope you guys ain't angry with me!!!!!

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