1. Norman Conquest
He was a goalkeeper, unfortunately remembered for shipping 17 goals in one game. However his invasive name more than makes up for his abilities.
2. Mark de Man
You really could not design a more apt name for a footballer. Mark De Man is Belgian and plays for KSC Hasselt
3. Peter Pander
He is a German football official who has had dealings with Vfl Wolfsburg and more recently Borussia Monchengladbach.
4. Danger Fourpence
A Zimbabwean defender who plays for Kiglon Bird FC. Unfortunately he is better known for his unique name rather than his footballing abilities.
5. Michael Gash
Gash is a striker for Kidderminster Harriers having previously played for Cambridge United
6. Fabian Assman
Fabian Assman is an Argentian goalkeeper playing for Independiente in the Primera División in Argentina. A really good question for any goalkeeper is ‘do you prefer Seaman or Assman?’
7. Bernt Haas
Haas played for Sunderland and West Bromwich Albion, where he supposedly was famous for eating hot curries…
8. Argelico bleeps
38-year-old bleeps is now retired having played from 1992 to 2007 with 10 different teams across the world. You can imagine the field day journalists had every time he changed club…
other notable names are Hazard, Rat, whitehead, Drinkwater, Distin, etc. Add yours lets laugh

There used to be a certain 'Woodgate' in WestBrom fc..

Can't tell if he has metarmophosed to an iron one.

"Drinkwater" of Leicester City

tempem:
"Drinkwater" of Leicester City

this name is the most funniest

Sparrow13:
this name is the most funniest

I tell you, one can't just do but to laugh.

Blind

What of P-Square that plays left back for Lille

What of stone?...

Garry Monk
Steve Dealth
Segar Bastard
Florian Dick
Angelico bleeps
Fabian Assman
Shane Long
Terry Venables
Gareth Southgate
Wes Brown
Wolfgang Wolf
Bongo Christ
Creedance Clearwater
Danger Fourpence
Norman Conquest
Johnny Moustache

mikeansy:
What of P-Square that plays left back for Lille

chai baba diaris God o!

crownprince102:
Garry Monk
Steve Dealth
Segar Bastard
Florian Dick
Angelico bleeps
Fabian Assman
Shane Long
Terry Venables
Gareth Southgate
Wes Brown
Wolfgang Wolf
Bongo Christ
Creedance Clearwater
Danger Fourpence
Norman Conquest
Johnny Moustache

Dat Wolfgang Wolf sounds epic!

JONES. And them they jones anyhow

sand
mark fish
cork

heatmeup:
sand
mark fish
cork

yes....Mark Fish....there was one Romanian player called Rat too....funny names

What of the only footballer my mum knows; MIKAEL FORSELL,
Others include Danny Invincible, Brazil defender Argelico bleeps.