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Funny Names Of Some Footballers by Nobody: 11:28am On Nov 11, 2014 |
1. Norman Conquest He was a goalkeeper, unfortunately remembered for shipping 17 goals in one game. However his invasive name more than makes up for his abilities. 2. Mark de Man You really could not design a more apt name for a footballer. Mark De Man is Belgian and plays for KSC Hasselt 3. Peter Pander He is a German football official who has had dealings with Vfl Wolfsburg and more recently Borussia Monchengladbach. 4. Danger Fourpence A Zimbabwean defender who plays for Kiglon Bird FC. Unfortunately he is better known for his unique name rather than his footballing abilities. 5. Michael Gash Gash is a striker for Kidderminster Harriers having previously played for Cambridge United 6. Fabian Assman Fabian Assman is an Argentian goalkeeper playing for Independiente in the Primera División in Argentina. A really good question for any goalkeeper is ‘do you prefer Seaman or Assman?’ 7. Bernt Haas Haas played for Sunderland and West Bromwich Albion, where he supposedly was famous for eating hot curries… 8. Argelico bleeps 38-year-old bleeps is now retired having played from 1992 to 2007 with 10 different teams across the world. You can imagine the field day journalists had every time he changed club… other notable names are Hazard, Rat, whitehead, Drinkwater, Distin, etc. Add yours lets laugh 1 Like |
Re: Funny Names Of Some Footballers by Nobody: 11:35am On Nov 11, 2014 |
There used to be a certain 'Woodgate' in WestBrom fc.. Can't tell if he has metarmophosed to an iron one. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Names Of Some Footballers by tempem: 12:14pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
"Drinkwater" of Leicester City |
Re: Funny Names Of Some Footballers by Sparrow13: 12:22pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
tempem:this name is the most funniest 1 Like |
Re: Funny Names Of Some Footballers by tempem: 12:32pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Sparrow13:I tell you, one can't just do but to laugh. |
Re: Funny Names Of Some Footballers by Janedoe26(f): 1:24pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Blind |
Re: Funny Names Of Some Footballers by Nobody: 2:15pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
What of P-Square that plays left back for Lille |
Re: Funny Names Of Some Footballers by Yustash001(m): 2:47pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
What of stone?... |
Re: Funny Names Of Some Footballers by crownprince102: 8:49pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Garry Monk Steve Dealth Segar Bastard Florian Dick Angelico bleeps Fabian Assman Shane Long Terry Venables Gareth Southgate Wes Brown Wolfgang Wolf Bongo Christ Creedance Clearwater Danger Fourpence Norman Conquest Johnny Moustache |
Re: Funny Names Of Some Footballers by Nobody: 8:02am On Nov 12, 2014 |
mikeansy:chai baba diaris God o! |
Re: Funny Names Of Some Footballers by Nobody: 8:03am On Nov 12, 2014 |
crownprince102:Dat Wolfgang Wolf sounds epic! |
Re: Funny Names Of Some Footballers by Calebosko(m): 9:42am On Nov 12, 2014 |
JONES. And them they jones anyhow |
Re: Funny Names Of Some Footballers by heatmeup(f): 11:47am On Nov 12, 2014 |
sand mark fish cork |
Re: Funny Names Of Some Footballers by buskie13(m): 2:26pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
heatmeup:yes....Mark Fish....there was one Romanian player called Rat too....funny names |
Re: Funny Names Of Some Footballers by Azuist(m): 3:20pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
What of the only footballer my mum knows; MIKAEL FORSELL, Others include Danny Invincible, Brazil defender Argelico bleeps. |
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