Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,194,088 members, 7,953,310 topics. Date: Thursday, 19 September 2024 at 02:00 PM

Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja (4473 Views)

EXPOSED! Ikpeazu Signs Agreement With T.A. Orji To Be Paying Him N1.8 Billion / Donkey Arrested In kano For Violating Traffic (Picture) / Pictures Of Former Abia State Governor Chief Orji Uzor Kalu And Imo State Governor Ohakim At Abuja (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (Reply) (Go Down)

Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by OgeJesus: 6:18pm On Nov 11, 2014
Former governor of Abia state Orji Uzor Kalu was today arrested at the gate of Eagle Square Abuja as President Jonathan declares his re-election bid. Our source said Kalu was arrested when he wanted to force himself into the arena with an unmarked car. Security men at the gate insisted that he should be searched before hewill be allowed, but Kalu who wanted to play smart told his driver to force his way in.

At this point the security men ordered him down, searched his car and in the process discovered some strange objects suspected to be bomb. He was promptly whisked away with other female occupants of the vehicle.

More details soon

1 Like

Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by Nobody: 6:19pm On Nov 11, 2014
Story for the gods

6 Likes

Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by CuppyCakie: 6:21pm On Nov 11, 2014
good!
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by Nobody: 6:22pm On Nov 11, 2014
Panadol extra. I no go swallow this kind strong lie

3 Likes

Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by Nobody: 6:23pm On Nov 11, 2014
FNN source?

1 Like

Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by GoodMuyis(m): 6:28pm On Nov 11, 2014
b
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by OgeJesus: 6:28pm On Nov 11, 2014
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by stinggy(m): 6:37pm On Nov 11, 2014
Beht y all ds lies na

Haba

1 Like

Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by Nobody: 6:38pm On Nov 11, 2014
OgeJesus:
Former governor of Abia state Orji Uzor Kalu was today arrested at the gate of Eagle Square Abuja as President Jonathan declares his re-election bid. Our source said Kalu was arrested when he wanted to force himself into the arena with an unmarked car. Security men at the gate insisted that he should be searched before hewill be allowed, but Kalu who wanted to play smart told his driver to force his way in.

At this point the security men ordered him down, searched his car and in the process discovered some strange objects suspected to be bomb. He was promptly whisked away with other female occupants of the vehicle.

More details soon

is this an hungry blogger on rampage?
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by omenka(m): 6:40pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bloggers are the most disgusting set of human beings after paedophiles.

4 Likes 1 Share

Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by hardywaltz(m): 6:41pm On Nov 11, 2014
Op pls I beg u, remove the name of our Lord JESUS from ur name.

1 Like

Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by moneybag100: 6:43pm On Nov 11, 2014
gods are boring, tell them the story.
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by osamaBUSH(m): 7:29pm On Nov 11, 2014
Assuming i believe this poo, what do you stand to gain?
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by egift(m): 7:39pm On Nov 11, 2014
OP the thunder that will fire you is doing press-up at Okpara Square grin

1 Like

Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by Nobody: 7:42pm On Nov 11, 2014
Na lie joor! T.A. Orji's men at work.

1 Like

Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by tit(f): 7:46pm On Nov 11, 2014
banza nyamiri!
they should lock him up and throw the keys away.
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by ritalori2(f): 7:49pm On Nov 11, 2014
cheesy
hardywaltz:
Op pls I beg u, remove the name of our Lord JESUS from ur name.
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by thaoriginator: 7:49pm On Nov 11, 2014
hardywaltz:
Op pls I beg u, remove the name of our Lord JESUS from ur name.
grin
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by philantoxx(m): 7:53pm On Nov 11, 2014
Go get a life OP
or better still sure-p can do u a whole lot of good
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by laivwire(m): 8:09pm On Nov 11, 2014
hardywaltz:
Op pls I beg u, remove the name of our Lord JESUS from ur name.
Lmao
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by Nobody: 8:15pm On Nov 11, 2014
mighty conspiracy. Op stop this poo.
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by gratieao: 8:23pm On Nov 11, 2014
This poo will only sell in Borno state
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by lilprinze: 8:48pm On Nov 11, 2014
source??
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by gtrust: 8:56pm On Nov 11, 2014
Pictures (& video) of Orji Kalu with "strange objects that look like bombs" or the OP should be in Yaba-Left
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by jchima14: 8:56pm On Nov 11, 2014
funny
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by sule5727: 9:07pm On Nov 11, 2014
OgeJesus:
Former governor of Abia state Orji Uzor Kalu was today arrested at the gate of Eagle Square Abuja as President Jonathan declares his re-election bid. Our source said Kalu was arrested when he wanted to force himself into the arena with an unmarked car. Security men at the gate insisted that he should be searched before hewill be allowed, but Kalu who wanted to play smart told his driver to force his way in.

At this point the security men ordered him down, searched his car and in the process discovered some strange objects suspected to be bomb. He was promptly whisked away with other female occupants of the vehicle.

More details soon
sources peep shld stop lie
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by hardbody: 9:33pm On Nov 11, 2014
OgeJesus:
Former governor of Abia state Orji Uzor Kalu was today arrested at the gate of Eagle Square Abuja as President Jonathan declares his re-election bid. Our source said Kalu was arrested when he wanted to force himself into the arena with an unmarked car. Security men at the gate insisted that he should be searched before hewill be allowed, but Kalu who wanted to play smart told his driver to force his way in.

At this point the security men ordered him down, searched his car and in the process discovered some strange objects suspected to be bomb. He was promptly whisked away with other female occupants of the vehicle.

More details soon

You skipped your drugs again, but why?
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by Andyblaze: 9:46pm On Nov 11, 2014

What a funny report!!

Meanwhile something is going down in a few hours as the most romantic event on NAIRALAND ever... CLICK HERE TO BE PART OF IT



Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by ilotriouzAY(m): 11:03pm On Nov 11, 2014
Okay....I don hear


Abeg vote kiddablingzz for mr nairaland
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by AmadiAba: 10:35am On Nov 12, 2014
Hmmm, whoever posted this must an agent of the demon, T Orji's boys handiwork
Re: Breaking News! Orji Uzor Kalu Finally Arrested In Abuja by leadersseries: 1:04pm On Nov 12, 2014
RE: ORJI UZOR KALU FINALLY ARRESTED IN ABUJA

We wish to state here categorically that this baseless and unsubstantiated post is the handwork of a failed governor and his cohorts who are envious of the political and business achievements of Dr. Orji Uzor Kalu.

We hereby call on the public to disregard this misleading information as Dr. Kalu only arrived Nigeria yesterday evening after a week business visit to Europe and couldn't have attended the declaration ceremony.

SIGNED: ORJI KALU MEDIA OFFICE

(1) (2) (Reply)

This Joke Is Too Funny, Please Dont Open If U Are Asthmatic, Please!! / Palito~radio / Doctor Having Sex During Vagina Scan

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 23
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.