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| Last Sunday: Me & Mami Water by adegunwa4real(m): 10:20pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
MAKE I GIST UNA WETIN HAPPEN LAST SUNDAY 6:20 am Sunday... ** walks into church** looking for a suitable place to sit so as to get no disturbance from church wardens... ** sights the cool seat** rushes to grab it.. Ahhh at last... Enters flight mode** at least before mass starts... . . . I dreamt an angel passed my side... it seems so real decided to confirm... Opens one eye... Choi e be me like film... rush open the second eyes.. Choi.. I don see mammy water life... Sleep disappear from my eyes... FIAAAMMMMM!!! . . . I just loose concentration for that mass... Even the offering nah three times I go make the girl for notice me... * Before people will stand up in the church, I would be up... * If dem dey clap... my own be the loudest... * Even when dem dey sit down nah me be last all in the name of dusting my seat.. ...all this make she for notice me... . . . Few minutes to the end of the mass...I brought out my phone... Big thanks to google... Memorised a lota start up lines to woo a girl and more female facts.... Even checked to woo fine mammy water...(determined.. And good to go) . . . The mass dismissed nah... I put on my dark shades on top my dark hair... Tucks in... Walk majestically to her like a real Naijaboy... #clears_throat...forms MICHEAL JACKSON's VOICE (@speechless) . . Me: Heloo I am... (as the babe dey turn... choi see eye lids...(Chisos I DON FORGET MY NAME))... Babe: Hello what did you say is your name... **See voice*** Me: My Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head** Babe: Please be fast I have things to attend to... Me: Erm sorry oo... hmm my name... (see me as I dey sweat for tongue) Ermm yes my names are Charles Bolarinwa Johnson.. But my friends call me CBJ... I am even tall in complexion (who ask me..?Choi !!!..) Babe: SO? Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!.. *** that's when I knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor** (See Elaa) Me: So... ermmm would like to know you more and your botanical name... sorry ma your name... Babe: Lol this guy you are funny oo... (Choi Nigeria be me like France... mammy water tell me say I funny..) Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla.. Me: ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent...** Babe: Helloo are you here..? **Shakes me** Me: Ermm sorry am trying to recollect where I heard that name coz the last I heard it was when I was in planet Mars.. Babe: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the chest** (Ghenghen... every thing for my body just stand at attention dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me. Choi !!!!...)..The BIG boy in me came out... . . . .........Fast Forwards.......>>... . . . I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her house...(maybe close to mine.. as a badt guy) we enjoyed the conversation down the pavement until she waved a bus going towards my home... About to enter the bus I remembered I used my transport money for offering for church which means 3km trekking... Choi... #SeeGobe . . . As a badt guy I need to cover up and form. . . . Me: Hmm I forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next time we get to meet... Babe: Hmm owk let me follow you and get it... So we get to spend some time together...winks.. CASE!!!! Me: Hmmm you know... I would join the legion of Mary society... I'm their vice president so my presence is needed there so I might waste time too... (immediately I drop that lie, I now came to assumption immediately that the devil is a learner) Babe: Wow I have long wanted to join that society... At least this is an opportunity to join too. (that's when I know she truely be mammy water) Me: ** forms smile** Ehya... We don't allow new comers this Sunday. It's only on the last Sunday of the month that we allow new comers (immediately I could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why do you say am not righteous!!!!) . . . Her phone rings... she looked at it and said... Babe: Ooops my sister is calling already... Here is my number, call me when you get home... Me: It's my pleasure will do just that... Reached home after trekking 3km... Called her and... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . UNA TOO LIKE TORI CHOI... (See as una ears don stand) Ok as people will say, THE REST IS HISTORY! UNA GOOD WELDON MY PEOPLE |
| Re: Last Sunday: Me & Mami Water by omophunky(m): 10:42pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
U forgot to put link like bloggers to complete the story  |
| Re: Last Sunday: Me & Mami Water by olagockay(m): 10:53pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Lmao. Dis z some funni shii!! (immediately I could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why do you say am not righteous!!!!) |
| Re: Last Sunday: Me & Mami Water by adegunwa4real(m): 11:02pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
omophunky: Link ke....na beggers bloggers dey do dat one na...real bloggers build origina traffic   |
| Re: Last Sunday: Me & Mami Water by chibanj(m): 11:30pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Y u too dey lie like dis  E good 4 ya eyes? |
| Re: Last Sunday: Me & Mami Water by adegunwa4real(m): 11:40pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
| Re: Last Sunday: Me & Mami Water by Nobody: 12:14am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Lols,and I don dy like ur tori |
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