It is no news now that I lied in 2011 when I said I will not run in 2015 if you elected me then. This was a trick, even though evil, that I used to get you to vote for me. I promised only one term just as a fraud. It worked then and this time I will use other lies and tricks and the cash I have gathered through Diezani my partner in crime to win again. The end they say justifies the means.

I will not be the first presidential liar in office nor the last.

It is well known that I do not regard corruption as stealing or a crime. Ordinary stealing? *hiss. Nations billions are there to be looted. For 16 years PDP has looted the nation, why should I be the one to stop it? For most of 50 years all types of soldiers especially have used their guns to loot the nation, I am able to use democracy to loot the nation silly; why should the looting stop now? As the leaders, Babangida and co from the Middle belt looted by the gun, so shall I loot by democracy.

If looting will stop and Nigeria will progress with free and fair opportunity for the 100 million poor who live and die under one dollar a day, let that start in 2019; not now.

You all know that today Bayelsa has the highest level of oil pollution in the world and people are dying there in misery. You also know that most of our petrol bought in Bayelsa is refined from illegal refineries and sold at illegal petrol stations. You also know that Bayelsa is now the world capital for high sea piracy. We are also the world kidnapping epicenter. Do not say I am unfair, it is in my state as it is in the nation. I loot and destroy without discrimination.


I bet you also know that I am funding pastors to preach hate against non Christians across Nigeria to cultivate religious intolerance towards getting me a victory by dividing the nation along religious lines. You all recognized the various plots me and my men, Reuben Abati, Okupe, Metuh and co spun against the image of Buhari. Even though we apologized to Buhari and retracted the web of lies we concocted, you recognize we did this to win. We allowed Boko Haram destroy Nigeria to cobalize our opponents since the Abuja bombing that we had done and we refused the confession of MEND for, we recognized this as a great method of victory with your foolish minds ripe for hate. Divide and rule, we learned well.

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This Op should be ban....

Mod please close this thread..

lol..hillarious,and there is some atom of truth in it

If GEJ is to make a confession in God's precense,these are going to be his exact words.Fellows,lets vote this duffer in Cheif out of office come next year pls!