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Four Ways To Catch A Tiger!!!. by boman2014: 9:04pm On Nov 13, 2014
{1}Newton law==> allow the tiger to
catch up wit you, then u turn and
catch the tiger.


{2}Einstein law==> chase the tiger
until d tiger becomes tired, then you
catch the tiger.


{3}militant law==> kidnap the
tiger's wife and threathen the tiger to
surrender, when he surrender u can
catch the tiger.


{4}Nigerian police law==> catch a
goat, beat it until it confesses that it is
a tiger.
Re: Four Ways To Catch A Tiger!!!. by teblu(m): 5:03pm On Nov 14, 2014
lol

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Hahaha Akpos The Correct Doctor / For The Smart Minds Only / I Mean No Offence Its A Joke.

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