2nd Semester Exams 4 All Departments...
Course: Love Math.
Course code: GMS111
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30minutes.
1. If a girl is in love for 10 years and at the
end,
the guy breaks up with her, what is the
formula for
calculating such love and time wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 3 girls for
three
years, calculate the expenses and loss for
the three
years?
3. In not more than thirty words. State the
difference between Orobo
girls and Lekpa girls.
4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, draw
and
explain the term "Ukwu".
Question 5- For girls only
5. Use the almighty formula to calculate the
speedometer of your
boyfriend using the proportional ratio to
attain the
equation.
Question 6- For boys only.
6. You send an airtime worth #200 to your
girlfriend and she sends
you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.
Calculate
the profit and Loss of the airtime being
sent.
7. If you break up with your girl because of
Christmas gifts, etc. Calculate how long it'll
take
you to get her back in January.
8. As a guy, you are dating other people's
sister,
but you don't want any other guy to date
your
sister. Calculate the percentage of your
foolish and
wicked behaviour.
9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99%
of guys
are single as their marital status states, and
100%
of the girls are dating,
engaged, in a relationship, married. Briefly
explain
who they are all dating in not less than two
sentences.
N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-
over!!!!
Good Luck!- Dean For Student Affairs.