If Akpos Becomes Nigeria's
President, His 8 points agenda
will be:

1. I am going to make sure any
guy or girl who breaks each
other's heart will spend 20
years in jail.

2. No man is entitled to more
than one wife.

3. Any guy without 6 packs or
any girl without figure 8
(enough front and back) will
have to relocate to Iran or Iraq
for survival.

4. No work on Mondays.

5. You must not have more than
2 kids.

6. If you are married and you
are not paying attention to your
wife or husband, you will be
jailed until you change.

7. Every cheating man or
woman must be kept in a zoo
for 2 months.

8. No s*x until you seek
permission from your local
Government Chairman. and it's
once per month.