Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,150,829 members, 7,810,185 topics. Date: Friday, 26 April 2024 at 10:46 PM

What Was Your Mind Telling You? - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / What Was Your Mind Telling You? (651 Views)

Say Your Mind In Three Words / Which Of These Two Is Telling The Truth? (photo) / What Do You Think This Mad Man Is Telling This Guy? (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply)

What Was Your Mind Telling You? by Okimski(m): 6:10pm On Nov 18, 2014
A small boy named Akpos lived in a village in Warri, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked him because
of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You are driving me crazy
Akpos!" One day Akpos' mother came to the school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career!
The mother was shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son from the school and even moved to
another town! 25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable heart disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have an open heart
operation, which only one surgeon could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to
have the operation, which was successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery, she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her! She
wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell
him something but eventually died!
The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong. When he turned around, he
saw our friend Akpos, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment
to connect his phone charger!
Don't tell me you thought that Akpos became a doctor?

(1) (Reply)

Dr Damages Performs Brain Sugery On President Jonathan (video) / Which Is The Best Way To Escape? / Laff Out Loud

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 12
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.