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| Phone Call To Police Officer by bunmioguns(m): 4:16am On Nov 19, 2014 |
Husband: I've lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn't come back yet. She left her phone home.. Officer: what's her height? Husband: I've never checked. Officer: is she Slim? Husband: not slim but can be healthy. Officer: color of eyes?? Husband: never noticed. Officer: color of hair? Husband: changes according to season. Officer: what was she wearing? Husband: not sure whether it's a dress or suit. Officer: was she driving. Husband: YES! a black Audi A8, with supercharger 4.2 litre V8 engine generating 498 horsepower, teamed with 8 speed trip-tonic automatic transmission gearbox with manual mode, has LED projector lights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions, 18 inch low profile run flat tyres, and has a very thin scratch on the left back door.............. (Husband starts crying) Officer: don't worry sir. We will find your car. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Phone Call To Police Officer by Kingslyd: 11:37pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
Funny 1 Like
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| Re: Phone Call To Police Officer by ExtraHands: 7:49am On Nov 20, 2014 |
Mr Oguns, nice one. |
| Re: Phone Call To Police Officer by bunmioguns(m): 11:38am On Nov 20, 2014 |
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