Husband: I've lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn't come back yet. She left her phone home..

Officer: what's her height?

Husband: I've never checked.

Officer: is she Slim?

Husband: not slim but can be healthy.

Officer: color of eyes??

Husband: never noticed.

Officer: color of hair?

Husband: changes according to season.

Officer: what was she wearing?

Husband: not sure whether it's a dress or suit.

Officer: was she driving.

Husband: YES! a black Audi A8, with supercharger 4.2 litre V8 engine generating 498 horsepower, teamed with 8 speed trip-tonic automatic transmission gearbox with manual mode, has LED projector lights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions, 18 inch low profile run flat tyres, and has a very thin scratch on the left back door.............. (Husband starts crying)

Officer: don't worry sir. We will






find
















your car.

Funny

Mr Oguns, nice one.

ExtraHands:
Mr Oguns, nice one.

But na CTRL C + V