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funny Ways To Break Up On Xmas by bruno419(m): 10:34am On Nov 22, 2014 |
DECEMBER IS AROUND THE CORNER!! TIME TO BREAK UP WITH THE BABES! 1. You saw me sweeping my room and u neva cared to collect the broom and finish the sweeping,,,. Get out! It's over!! 2. You don't bend down properly when u sweep, u wil have pride issues, and i can't marry a woman of pride,,,,. Get out! It's over! 3. Wait a minute, did u just call me honey? {slaps her} So u are trying to say my Mum is a Bee? Oya get out, we are done! It's over! 4. Baby my mum say there are lot of witches in your village, am sorry we can't go out anymore, Go ur way! It's over! 5. Why would u tell me to watch the champions league when Man Utd is not playing in the champions league! U want to mock me abi? Idiot! It's over!! 6. You smilled at the Guy in the car while we were trecking, u are cheating on me abi? Oya go and sleep with him as usual, it's over! 7. You don't use my picture as your profile picture? It's over! 8. U are answering calls in my presence? It's over! 9. You are wearing mini-skirt in my own room? Get out! It's over! 10. This is the 9th round and u are telling me that u are tired? Get out u are too weak! It's over! 11. U bought Bananna for me without buying groundnut abi? It's over! 12. U came to my house without informing me. So u want to spy on me abi? It's over! 13. I told u to log out after chatting with u on facebook, but i saw ur update the next 30minutes. It's over! 14. I wil be travelling to my village, and there is no network in my village. It's over for now until January! 15. So u are even dark in complexion, i just noticed it now, it's over! 16. My mum said she checked my future and u are not in it. It's over! 17. You love me so much?? Too much of everything is not good, it's over! 18. You care about me so much?? It is making me uncomfortable, it's over between us! 19. Why did u allow the hot water i kept in the freezer to get cold?? I'm sorry, it's over!! 20. Why would u allow ur phone to ring twice b4 u pick it?? U want to play with me abi?? I can't take this anymore! It's over!! 21. You read this finish and u didn't hit 'like' for bruno Or even add yours,,,,, maybe malaria d worry u. Am sorry dnt beg me pls! It's over between! 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: funny Ways To Break Up On Xmas by tspun(m): 10:55am On Nov 22, 2014 |
more reasons why girls should not date broke nigggaz, |
Re: funny Ways To Break Up On Xmas by Qoaki3k: 7:26pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
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