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funny Ways To Break Up On Xmas by bruno419(m): 10:34am On Nov 22, 2014
DECEMBER IS AROUND THE CORNER!! TIME TO
BREAK UP WITH THE BABES!
1. You saw me sweeping my room and u neva
cared to collect the broom and finish the
sweeping,,,. Get out! It's over!!
2. You don't bend down properly when u
sweep, u wil have pride issues, and i can't
marry a woman of pride,,,,. Get out! It's over!
3. Wait a minute, did u just call me honey?
{slaps her} So u are trying to say my Mum is a
Bee? Oya get out, we are done! It's over!
4. Baby my mum say there are lot of witches
in your village, am sorry we can't go out
anymore, Go ur way! It's over!
5. Why would u tell me to watch the
champions league when Man Utd is not playing
in the champions league! U want to mock me
abi? Idiot! It's over!!
6. You smilled at the Guy in the car while we
were trecking, u are cheating on me abi? Oya
go and sleep with him as usual, it's over!
7. You don't use my picture as your profile
picture? It's over!
8. U are answering calls in my presence? It's
over!
9. You are wearing mini-skirt in my own room?
Get out! It's over!
10. This is the 9th round and u are telling me
that u are tired? Get out u are too weak! It's
over!
11. U bought Bananna for me without buying
groundnut abi? It's over!
12. U came to my house without informing
me. So u want to spy on me abi? It's over!
13. I told u to log out after chatting with u on
facebook, but i saw ur update the next
30minutes. It's over!
14. I wil be travelling to my village, and there
is no network in my village. It's over for now
until January!
15. So u are even dark in complexion, i just
noticed it now, it's over!
16. My mum said she checked my future and u
are not in it. It's over!
17. You love me so much?? Too much of
everything is not good, it's over!
18. You care about me so much?? It is making
me uncomfortable, it's over between us!
19. Why did u allow the hot water i kept in the
freezer to get cold?? I'm sorry, it's over!!
20. Why would u allow ur phone to ring twice
b4 u pick it?? U want to play with me abi?? I
can't take this anymore! It's over!!
21. You read this finish and u didn't hit 'like'
for bruno Or even add yours,,,,, maybe malaria
d worry u. Am sorry dnt beg me pls! It's over
between!

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Re: funny Ways To Break Up On Xmas by tspun(m): 10:55am On Nov 22, 2014
more reasons why girls should not date broke nigggaz,
Re: funny Ways To Break Up On Xmas by Qoaki3k: 7:26pm On Nov 22, 2014
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