what a kid i got, i told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife - Rodney Dangerfield

when you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity - Albert Einstein

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man - Lana Turner

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings - Robert Benchley

politicians and diapers have one thing in common. they should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason - Jose Maria Eca de Queiroz

i don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist. - Gene Showalter

I couldn't repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder - Steven Wright

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you. ― Rita Mae Brown

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. ― Bill Cosby

the best of them all
politicians and diapers have one thing in
common. they should both be changed regularly,
and for the same reason - Jose Maria Eca de
Queiroz

rawpadgin:
the best of them all
politicians and diapers have one thing in
common. they should both be changed regularly,
and for the same reason - Jose Maria Eca de
Queiroz

you got the logic friend...that's the naked truth.