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Ladoke Akintola University Of Technology Ogbomoso End Of Semester Exams by Eraddray(m): 6:50pm On Nov 27, 2014
LADOKE AKINTOLA UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY OGBOMOSO
END OF SEMESTER EXAMS
COURSE TITLE: Love Mathematics.
COURSE CODE: MTS 419
All question carry equal marks.
TIME: 2hrs, 30minutes.
1. If a girl is in love for 10years
and at the end, the guy breaks up
with her, what is the Formula for
calculating such Love and Time
wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than
6chicks At a time, using the
Almighty Formula, calculate the
expenses and Loss in handling
all of them?
(Question 3- For girls only)
3. Using Laws Of Indices, calculate
the
disappearance of your boyfriend
whenever you demand for an
iPhone 6.
(Question 4- For boys only)
4. You send an Airtime worth
#1000 to your
girlfriend and she sends you a
Please call me I Love You text,
calculate the profit and Loss
percentage of the Airtime being send and use the proportional ratio to
attain the equation.
5. In not more than 10pages,
what are the similitude between
AjeButter girls and AjePako girls.
6. With the aid of a Labeled
diagram, draw and explain the Nigerian love.
7. You broke up with your gal
because of Sallah/Christmas gift, etc.
Using quadratic equation,
calculate how long it'll take you
to get her back in January.
8. As a guy, you are dating other
people's sisters, but you don't
want any other guy to date your
sister. Calculate the %-Error of
your Foolish and wicked behavior
(Take ^ pie =3.142)
9. When you check a Facebook profile 99% of
guys are single as their marital
status state, and 100% of the Gals
are dating, its complicated,
engaged, in a relationship,
married. briefly explain who they are dating in not Less than two
sentences....
N/B- Attempt all questions to
avoid carry - over....Best of luck.
Re: Ladoke Akintola University Of Technology Ogbomoso End Of Semester Exams by lonngmann(m): 7:01pm On Nov 27, 2014
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