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If U Were To Be A C.e.o Of A Company Or A Staff.....what Would U Do??? by rickkychidex111(m): 11:27am On Nov 28, 2014
The C.E.O of a company was walking around supervising in d factory to see how d staff were doing. He noticed a guy leaning against d wall doing nothing, he then approached him & asked: "YoungMan..y u standing there doing nothing..how much do u earn??".

The guy was amazed & said,"sorry sir..its 6000 Naira sir".
With annoyance The C.E.O took off his wallet & gave d guy $250 (aproximately 40k in Naija currency) & yelled at him saying:" this is ur 6 months salary...I pay people 2 work & not waste time. Now get out of here, don't say a word & never come back here..LAZY IDIOT!".
 
After the guy had left, the C.E.O now looked at other workers & asked,"by the way, who was dat guy?" D workers replied," he is the Pizza delivery guy sir....". The CEO fainted.

1) If u were the CEO...what wld u do ??
2) If u were among the Workers...what wld u do??

May God Almighty surprise u with unexpected favor in Jesus Name!! Can I get an AMEN!

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