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Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by gen2briz(m): 1:16pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
I don't need anybody to convince me that MTN is monitoring my life, whenever am broke or I need to recharge my phone, the message they will send at that very tym is extra credit telling me am qualified to borrow money. Whenever am on date with a new babe, the message I go receive na from love calculator asking me to subscribe and confirm if me and my partner are compatible, there was this day am thinking about changing my present job and within 5min the message I got is.... Are you tried of your present job or planning of changing job, if yes send yes to 33211. As if all that one no reach, me and my babe won do that thing and within 5min Wey e reach make e begin proper thing na him dem send message to my babe's line saying..... Are you pregnant or preparing to get pregnant if so subscribe to daily tips. Na so dey take cancel that special moment for us. As I don think say dem don commot for my back, I dey go for one interview for early morning na him I hear msg notification for my phone, upon checking it, it was dem again asking me.....Did you want to perform well in your interview? If yes send yes to bla bla bla....... Just to mention but few...... DEAR ndlers please help me beg MTN to please allow me to enjoy my life without their interference. Biko 39 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by datguru: 1:18pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
gen2briz: |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by QAPHAYNE: 1:22pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
The accused gen2briz has been found guilty of infecting the nairaland community with uncontrollable laughter and lungslaughter, and is hereby sentenced to 2years in the politics section and must be placed in between the APC and PDP crossfire. COURT!!!!!! 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by Tintinnoty(m): 1:23pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
gen2briz: Lyk xrioxly this must be a kind of joke meant for joke section cos can't just stop laughing while reading this piece........ |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by gen2briz(m): 1:28pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Tintinnoty: No be joke ooo... MTN is really following me bumber to bumber 2 Likes |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by TDonald: 1:32pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
omg....this got me cracking 1 Like |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by gen2briz(m): 1:37pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
QAPHAYNE: I pray make MTN no see this your reply because the msg wey dem go send next go be..... Dear subscriber, Are you interested in politics? If yes text yes to 33523 for political update. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by gen2briz(m): 1:42pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
gen2briz: Wetin I talk, dem don send am....... I'll upload the screen shot in few minutes 4 Likes
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Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by Nobody: 1:50pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Mtn be like ' Dear Mr Johnson, do you know your name starts with capital letter J ' 8 Likes |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by JayKayMaybachz(m): 1:57pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
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Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by BRAV0O(m): 2:17pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Mtn! Maddest network ever ! most of their sms be like " do you want thunder to fire those witches in your village ? If yes' text "thunder fire" to 33100. N50/sms 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by Nobody: 2:44pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
BRAV0O:Lol...okay this is funny. And such msgs are usually from the numbers...5031 & 5030. It can be annoying ehn..especially wen its end of the month |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by Nobody: 2:56pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Hahaha....i can't stop laughing. Op is a comic. Yeah...op's most def tryna be funny & all but the sad truth is...all of these msgs, have at one point in time, been sent to me |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by ibdeals1(m): 3:04pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by Nobody: 3:21pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Hahahahah! OP it is not mtn that is monitoring your life, it is that old woman in your village 1 Like |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by gen2briz(m): 3:34pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Slonge2: That means the old woman don do collabo with MTN with the help of modern technology..... All I know be say thunder wey go strike them down just finish press up and fire wey go consume them still dey do IT for real hell fire. 1 Like |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by saaedlee: 3:40pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Putting this page on our main display got everyone laughing here in the office, chia OP u no go kee me. Weada APC or PDP win 2015, Nairaland is still d best |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by andystudentggrin: 3:40pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Lmao |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by gen2briz(m): 3:50pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
saaedlee: Nairaland is still the best, but come 2015 power must change hand. MTN please oooooo 2 Likes |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by CzarRex: 3:58pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Lolz..omo I knw fih laff.. maybe dey have secretly installd antenna to monitorin ur every day moves..as u wan bath..mtn be like "do you want to knw d best soaps for ur skin" if yes, snd SOAP to 5031..lolz 5 Likes |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by gen2briz(m): 4:06pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
CzarRex: Na him make me voice out before e reach that tym. |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by akinsadeez(m): 4:19pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
hehehehehe. Mtn don turn mind reader abi? Really laughed at this. Nice one op |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by constance500: 4:20pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by johnsonsegxy: 4:22pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Hhhhahahaha LWKMD4H oooo . very funny |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by Nobody: 4:28pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
all i can say is "do you want to be a comedian" text "yes" to hilarious.. |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by Nobody: 4:30pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Damn,bro@OP..how did you create this? I laughed all the way..thumbs up |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by nwaobitex: 4:31pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
lwkmd |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by gen2briz(m): 4:37pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
stevecrun: I be the copyright owner, if you see am somewhere else na copy /paste. But na the thing wey Mtn dey do me be dis ooo |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by kelechiMarie(f): 4:38pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by Nobody: 4:41pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
gen2briz:Lol..I go talk to NCC make them warn MTN |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by honeyad(m): 4:42pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
How come this shi.t ain't funny to me ... *Sipping dongoyaro* just incase.. Make I book space |
Re: Mtn Please Stop Monitoring My Life by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 4:56pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
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