The is the full story of my life...

Name: ZADOK

HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions, catching
bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down
mount everest.

MY RECORDS: Fought with a dinosaur and broke
its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held my breath
under the water for 2 months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 5
minutes and 45 seconds... Traveled around the
world in a Day.

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to
charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first
male to land on the sun.

SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: Ate a bowl of fruit on a
Saturday morning.

EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears
with a single punch, though 99 died instantly and
the last one is now an slowpoke.

PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly, ate a cobra after
biting me and secondly, when I roasted a dragon
at the backyard with a lighter.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like bragging

well kudos to u...but u should come to mars and see wat we do..not bragging tho?

Emmyginger:
well kudos to u...but u should come to mars and see wat we do..not bragging tho?

Wow! Am browsing Nairaland from an unknown realm. And from over here we watch over earth and other planets in d solar system. Its realy when I see U pipl brag abwt wat our kids do for fun ova here.

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