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Two Teeth by frank317: 3:05pm On Dec 02, 2008
Robbers raided an 90yrs old womans house and after they were thru, they decided to rape her.

leader: old woman we are going to rape you now, but this will b done according to the number of teeth you have. if you have 36, we will rape u 36 times, if you have ten we will rape you ten times. oya open your mouth let me count.

they counted the number of teeth she has and discovered that she had only two teeth.

leader: you are lucky, we will rape you only twice.

after raping her once the leader odered him men that they should leave the poor woman alone.

Old woman: my children, abeg e still remain for one teeth.
Re: Two Teeth by mykali(m): 3:55pm On Dec 02, 2008
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed embarassed embarassed embarassed uuuurrrrrhhhh. this is gross. cry
Re: Two Teeth by cbase: 4:30pm On Dec 02, 2008
Myk you wan donate ur teeth to the old woman? grin
Re: Two Teeth by romsky: 4:33pm On Dec 02, 2008
he is d group leader
Re: Two Teeth by mykali(m): 4:41pm On Dec 02, 2008
raping a 90 year old woman aint funny to me oh! angry
Re: Two Teeth by romsky: 4:45pm On Dec 02, 2008
& WHO SAID IT IS
Re: Two Teeth by mykali(m): 5:09pm On Dec 02, 2008
frank3.16:

Robbers raided an 90yrs old womans house and after they were through, they decided to rape her.

leader: old woman we are going to rape you now, but this will b done according to the number of teeth you have. if you have 36, we will rape u 36 times, if you have ten we will rape you ten times. oya open your mouth let me count.

they counted the number of teeth she has and discovered that she had only two teeth.

leader: you are lucky, we will rape you only twice.

after raping her once the leader odered him men that they should leave the poor woman alone.

Old woman: my children, abeg e still remain for one teeth.
Re: Two Teeth by sholabanke(m): 7:24pm On Dec 02, 2008
@ poster
why using rape on old woman?
Re: Two Teeth by frank317: 7:34pm On Dec 02, 2008
why do you think a 90 yr old woman wouldnt love being raped? do you know the last time she gat the feel of a man?
Re: Two Teeth by sholabanke(m): 8:39pm On Dec 02, 2008
pray for forgiveness
you cant deffferenciate between RAPE and having sex
Re: Two Teeth by romsky: 8:40am On Dec 03, 2008
but she wasnt raped actually
Re: Two Teeth by clemcykul(f): 12:18pm On Dec 03, 2008
sure
Re: Two Teeth by CuteAngel(f): 12:39pm On Dec 03, 2008
Dry joke
Re: Two Teeth by romsky: 1:03pm On Dec 03, 2008
y ask 4 another round if it was not mutual benefit
Re: Two Teeth by clemcykul(f): 2:41pm On Dec 03, 2008
that old woman enjoy the thing jare grin grin grin
Re: Two Teeth by romsky: 2:46pm On Dec 03, 2008
gud
Re: Two Teeth by clemcykul(f): 3:15pm On Dec 03, 2008
whats gud about ur old worn out shoes cheesy
Re: Two Teeth by romsky: 3:46pm On Dec 03, 2008
dey still take me to church & back
Re: Two Teeth by clemcykul(f): 12:18pm On Dec 04, 2008
after all the surgeries for shoe maker hand grin
Re: Two Teeth by mykali(m): 5:48pm On Dec 04, 2008
grin
Re: Two Teeth by romsky: 6:47pm On Dec 04, 2008
close dat incomplete kola colored tit
Re: Two Teeth by mykali(m): 7:16pm On Dec 04, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin are u jealous. go and get urz. grin grin grin grin
Re: Two Teeth by Easypizzy(f): 2:22pm On Jan 30, 2009
Not funny t all,
Re: Two Teeth by dani1luv: 8:37pm On Jan 30, 2009
:-x

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