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13 Reasons That Will Cause Break-up This Season by Nobody: 9:31am On Dec 04, 2014
1. You saw me sweeping my room & you
never care to collect the broom and finish the sweeping, it's over.

2. I told you to log out after we finished chat on facebook but i saw your status about
30mins ago, it's over.


3. Imagine you without respect answering
a boy's call before me. I can't accommodate that poo again. In fact, it's over.

4. You don't bend properly when u sweep, you'll have pride issues, & i can't marry a proud woman, it's over

5. Did u just call me honey? You are trying to
say my mum is a Bee? We're done!

6. You didn't tell me you are coming over. So you want to spy on me? It's over

7. My mum checked my future, you are not in
it. It's over.

8. You bought banana for me without
buying groundnut. Why? It's over


9. Baby my mum says that there are a lot of
witches in your village so we can't go out anymore, it's over.

10. Why would you tell me to watch champions league when Manchester United is not playing? You want to mock me abi? It's over.

11. You smiled at the guy in the car while we
were trekking, it's over.

12. You don't use my picture as your profile picture, it's over.

13. My dad say I can't marry from your side, it's over.



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