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If You..... by Dawdy(m): 8:01pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed. ― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street and the owners dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree. ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. - If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. - If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter - If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights - If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover. -if u never steal a meat 4rm pot. -If u never bath inside bathroom and went out naked, with ur cloth in ur hands. Then I guess ur Childhood wasn't Fun....... |
Re: If You..... by Nobody: 8:08pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
nice list Those days before life began to show us the real deal |
Re: If You..... by malaria(f): 8:26pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
Gabm@uterized. Poster you forgot using match box and thread to make a telephone. |
Re: If You..... by Nobody: 8:32pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
I did all,except stealing meat for my mama pot. |
Re: If You..... by Nobody: 8:43pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
malaria:not matchbox and thread , we used empty comcom(tin) with long thread, not only that we tore our school books and use it for make paper ball, plane, etc I did all that and many more, even to d extent of praying 4 them 2 drive us home because of school fees all because we hated school. Infact if they didn't tell u that witchcraft can be shared by classmates through sweets and biscuits my brother ur childhood was not complete ! |
Re: If You..... by AfricanApple(f): 9:15pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
lmao this life sha |
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