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I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by Nobody: 6:50am On Dec 06, 2014 |
But I will kill either my brother my sister or my dad.because I can bear the pain no more.I will die by jumping into a well.goodbye world 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by Melahou(m): 6:53am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Make me your next of kin in case you have anything useful. 2 Likes |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by Edwinmason(m): 6:57am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Happy suicide day greet Abacha for me o 2 Likes |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by Priceless24(f): 6:57am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Suicide or homicide which one? Make up ur mind abeg 5 Likes |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by simplemach(m): 6:57am On Dec 06, 2014 |
But are u sure the well has enough water in it? Just so that u enjoy your swimming because left to me, i will recommend the indian Ocean. But pls do not harm any member of your family ooo, their lives are still special to the world. Just go alone, they will join u later. Thanks for your coorperation. 6 Likes |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by Nobody: 7:00am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Hmmm..bro easy tho'.. |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by kilokeys(m): 7:01am On Dec 06, 2014 |
the world would lose an idio.t. just dont take ur family members with u. they have to throw a party on ur exit. i wish i could get u arrested.. so u would just take ur life in prison. |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by AdeniyiA(m): 7:05am On Dec 06, 2014 |
AlphaBobo:you're better than many people on earth, your problems are not the worst, give thanks to God and never commit any regrettable acts which you will account for on in the presence of God 2 Likes |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by Nobody: 7:05am On Dec 06, 2014 |
AdeniyiA:too late |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by echobee(f): 7:08am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Congrats . |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by PapiWata: 7:09am On Dec 06, 2014 |
AlphaBobo: Too late ? Does this mean you are already dead, and are now communicating with this forum from the spirit world? 2 Likes |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by Howmon: 7:14am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Send me your phone first abeg. Hola my grandma for me. Oh sorry, you won't even see her. Different destination. I go need your phone, even if na 3310 at least you get subscription on it ryt? |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by yuncka: 7:16am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Melahou: Do U tink somone like this has anytin to boast of? U wil even end up shouldering the burial expenses, plus his numerous debts which is the main reason he wants to commit suicide. 2 Likes |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by Chazzyboy: 7:28am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Stay with us because the future is bright I see success coming don't miss it |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by seedorfg(m): 9:41am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Greet mandela for me o tell am say we celebrate her birthday yesterday, have a 9ce hell fire time |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by PapiWata: 10:35am On Dec 06, 2014 |
yuncka: Transport of the body to home village = 200 thousand naira for Express Service ( Because such movement of bodies is BANNED by law.) Prayers by village elders for repose of the departed = 175 thousand naira (To be shared among 50 pastors) Cow, Goats, Rams, Chickens, and other party food ingredients = 425 thousand naira Salaries for Musicians, Masters of Ceremony, Security guards and spiritual consultants = 400 thousand naira CASH Bribe to local government officials to temporarily rescind all laws forbidding night parties = 450 thousand naira Security Vote for Armed Robbers Union ( To prevent "spontaneous" robbery attacks at party venue ) = 500 thousand naira. Alcohol to keep police guard drunk until closing time = 250 thousand naira. My own Secretary of Burial Logistics Development Levy = 250 thousand US dollars ( Payable in cash. No funny money accepted) 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by helen4(f): 10:49am On Dec 06, 2014 |
afterall u're a nobody. |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by Nobody: 12:05pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
hahahaahaahahahaahahaahahahhaahahhhahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahhaah |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by Nobody: 12:09pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
But I will kill either my brother my sister or my dad.because I can bear the pain no more.I will die by jumping into a well.goodbye worldjust note your problem is not the worst. 1 Like |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by pinkycute(f): 1:53pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
But you are not dead yet Y I wan you dead right now too late |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by ajuwarhodes(f): 2:24pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
We won't miss a nobody! |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by ajuwarhodes(f): 2:24pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
Are u trying to make ur post reach front page? |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by Nobody: 7:31pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
For goodness sake, I hope this is a joke |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by LLVelly: 10:56pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
My mind dey tell me say yam fit dey go market for there, so abeg when u reach hell ask satan, if person fit sell yam there? Swallow ur phone so u go fit reply me plus go dis night so I go know d day wey I go begin dey export. Na Igboboy I be so do sharp_sharp time no dey. |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by Nobody: 10:59pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
LLVelly:Be nice |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by AngelBossZonke(f): 11:04pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
No my dear don't do that. !!!!!!!!shame the devil n go down on ur knees ! No weapon formed against ur life shall prosper I love u 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by LLVelly: 11:55pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
xcelsia:Ok 2 Likes |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by ennon92(m): 5:20pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
Is this guy for real? If yes, take it easy "nobody". Is this a joke? What a lame joke, very f00lish of u, infact u should be thrown into the deep sea for shark to feast on u. |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by chival(f): 2:16am On Dec 24, 2014 |
I am shocked at the responses I am seeing here. The OP may be joking, but what if he is serious? What have you all achieved with your insensitive comments? Pushing another human being over the cliff abi? Christianity and islam all teach brotherly kindness. If your brother, sister or friend was going through tough times would you tease and taunt the person? If you offer a few encouraging words, you may just be saving a soul and it would cost you nothing. Let us be careful to treat others as we would like to be treated, and should we need help in future may we find it. 2 Likes |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by NiceHans: 8:35pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Felt sick cause of the sick replies on here, people have really lost their sense of love and care. Pls Op dont harm urself, you re way too precious 1 Like |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by Gideon360t: 4:29pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
Op, what ua passing tru is just time. Tough time never last but tough people do. Dont commit suicide, u can become president tomorrow By the way share ur problem wt us. |
Re: I Am Committing Suicide Today.just Anytime Now by hriz(m): 3:10pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
But I will kill either my brother my sister or my dad.because I can bear the pain no more.I will die by jumping into a well.goodbye worldim guessin ur probably dead by nw n prolly sumwhr in d spirit land using an i phone 7 to read ds thread n prolly ds page format wnt let u reply frm whre u r, just pls remember wen u appear b4 jesus for an appeal, to tell him i need a good job n am frustrated bt am nt as wise as u to go suicidal, ehn? thnks we love n miss u.bt jesus loves more But I will kill either my brother my sister or my dad.because I can bear the pain no more.I will die by jumping into a well.goodbye worldim guessin ur probably dead by nw n prolly sumwhr in d spirit land using an i phone 7 to read ds thread n prolly ds page format wnt let u reply frm whre u r, just pls remember wen u appear b4 jesus for an appeal, to tell him i need a good job n am frustrated bt am nt as wise as u to go suicidal, ehn? thnks we love n miss u.bt jesus loves more |
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