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Could This B Love? by Emmydo360(m): 9:35am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Sumtimes i tink am dating MTN i go 2 bed wit a txt and wake up with a txt msg.. Its either they are calling me or beggin me 2 suscribe 2 one tin or d other VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE: 1: dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY to 35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT 2: dear customer need DELIVERANCE??....Text DEL TO 35388 4 daily tips on how 2 deliver urself 3: dear customer facing ancestral problems??....t ext ANCESTORS to 35354 and recieve daily ancestral tips 4: dear customer wanna bathe but u have no soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve dialy soaps 2 your phone 5: dear customer wanna commit SUICIDE??...text SUI to 38777 and recieve diffrent suicide techniques 6: dear customer wanna STEAL??...txt STE 2 45382 and recieve expert stealing techniques 7: dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??....TXT HEART 2 38545 and recieve tips on how to plaster your heart.... Imagine MTN sending ma grandmum BEAUTY TIPS...4 what?? HABA! 1 Like |
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