In what promises to be the biggest White House scandal
since intern MouthAction, President Barack Obama’s daughter,
16-year-old Malia, has confirmed that she is pregnant.


Sources say Malia is now in her second trimester. Mother
and First Lady, Michelle Obama, says that although she will
be a grandmother much younger than she planned, teen
pregnancy runs in the family.
“On her father’s side of course. My mother-in-law had


Barack when she was 18, so I see where Malia gets it from.
I’m just so excited to decorate the nursery. The White
House hasn’t seen a baby since oh, 1884 or so.”


For now, Malia is staying hush-hush about the father’s
identity, but one thing she would say is that he is white. “My
mom always hoped I would get with a nice mixed-race man
like dad, but love is so colorblind. Mom was probably right
though. The dad already left me for some tramp. And of
course, like all white men, my baby-daddy won’t want to pay
his child support. I already told him, ‘You want to keep your
license so you can drive that bleach-blond tramp around in
your little Jaguar, right? Better step up.’”


Despite her future motherhood, Malia is still considering
her college options. “It’s not like Stanford or Berkeley are
going to, like, turn me down for being a teen mother. Hello,

I’m the president’s daughter. This doesn’t ruin my plans for
a future at all. I can probably get a book deal out of this in a
few years. MTV already offered to give me my own show,
White House Baby-Momma-Drama or something stupidly
titled like that.

I was like, no way – that’s so white trash.”
President Obama says he is being supportive of his
daughter, despite being as outraged as any father would be

if his young daughter announced an unexpected
pregnancy. “We’re all very relieved this little blessing
happened, and thankfully in my second term.” When asked
about his daughter’s ex-boyfriend, he replied, “He’s just
lucky I didn’t have him erased. Don’t mess with the

Commander-in-Chief, homeboy. Every heard of the Secret
Service? Regardless, we’re sure he’ll come around.”



www.earlygist.com/2014/12/06/us-president-obamas-16-year-old-daughter-malia-confirmed-pregnant/

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