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Why Always Women?.... by pixtuk(m): 8:26am On Dec 07, 2014
WHY ALWAYS WOMEN?
-Female dogs become so wicked when they give birth.
-Female chickens chase people when they hatch.
-Male lions don't eat humans no matter how hungry they are, but female lions tear people apart.
-Female humans spend average of 28yrs of their lives asking for recharge cards from males.
-The most annoying one is it is even female mosquitoes that transmit malaria.
-It was the female being who led man to fall to sin in the garden of Eden.
-I also heard that its the female bats that carry Ebola

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Re: Why Always Women?.... by pixtuk(m): 8:27am On Dec 07, 2014
Even the last bomb blast at Yobe, a woman executed it.
Shout out to the women in the house.
Happy Week to everyone wink
Re: Why Always Women?.... by Generalkorex(m): 8:29am On Dec 07, 2014
WHY ALWAYS WOMEN?
-Female dogs become so wicked when they give birth.
-Female chickens chase people when they hatch.
-Male lions don't eat humans no matter how hungry they are, but female lions tear people apart.
-Female humans spend average of 28yrs of their lives asking for recharge cards from males.
-The most annoying one is it is even female mosquitoes that transmit malaria.
-It was the female being who led man to fall to sin in the garden of Eden.
-I also heard that is the female bats that carry Ebola.[/quote]
hahahaha
Re: Why Always Women?.... by Nobody: 8:32am On Dec 07, 2014
Smh
Re: Why Always Women?.... by holatin(m): 8:38am On Dec 07, 2014
hahahahaha you just murdered them.
But they are the salt of the earth too, no matter how bad a woman is there is still a sweet part in her.
Re: Why Always Women?.... by pixtuk(m): 9:23am On Dec 07, 2014
The first police cell i entered in my life was caused by a woman: they are 2 Much.

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