!!!Call to Glory!!!
The Entire family of carbohydrates from
balanced diet local govt area Regret to announce the
death of their father, brother, & grandfather Mr Rice
Who died in a fire accident along pot express road.. He
was 36 cups.. He is survived by one wife mrs stew, Twin
daughters curry and
thyme, son in law Maggi and Onion.
Burial arrangements:
25 December 2014, Body leaves kitchen
mortuary to his home town dinning table.
Music by plates and spoons, cups and water are highly
invited.
Papa our stomach loves you, may you rest in the
bossom of the toilet.
Signed by meat and fish for Xmas & New year.... we will
all witness it in JESUS name ... If u want more of this joke click www.facebook.com/iamtomiymb