The average Nigerian has definitely been to a Fast-Food Outlet...if you haven't met the following groups___ probably you haven't been there after all...lol

1 The Family: For these ones, everything na 'bulk purchase'. You fit count their family census from wetin dem dey buy.
__ 4plates of icecream
__4 scotch eggs( is this still in existence?...lol) . Sometimes they all come together or the dad alone, it's normal to see the kids running off to the kiddies section to play while their parents order. You are on a very long thing if you happen to be behind them on the queue.

2 Convenience Users : Una get mind o. They wouldn't even buy popcorn__ they just rush into the fast food to access neat convenience.
When they are busted, they be like, "I actually planned buying something after I pee,but the way the security/door man addressed me...nahnah...I'm not going to Tantalizer anymore" #Wash!

3 The couple: You know how the thing goes'....lol. Babe would be eating rice/chicken/salad/chi-exotic, the brother would be smiling/gisting and taking her pictures. #MrPhotographer.
May my son, never try this.

4 The Webmasters: Maybe y'all webmasters don't know the difference between a cybercafe and a fast-food. Why else would you come into a fast-food, no purchase, you sit and start charging your laptops/phones.
(Una transformer blow? )

5 The VIPs: They walk in, usually a pot-bellied man. Sometimes, he gets noticed by the attendant(s) __ the smile on their faces, you would have to look back...(maybe the Governor just walked in...#duhh). He bellows out his order, trust me- if your mouth no sharp, they would sideline you and attend to this man.

6 Miss Independent: Yea, "miss I can flex myself"
__ "aint waiting on no brother to give me a treat"...this is her. She gives herself a treat, alone...ok, sometimes they could be two/more. Don't even try to interrupt a Girls Time Out.

7 Price Checkers: Is this your first time? I ask because, you wanna know the price of every.
Ahnahn, You no prepare come?
You hear them asking, "how much is your burger?" __ N350 (quick arithmetic in the head)
"Meatpie?"___ N200 (another quick arithmetic)... "okay give me 3 Fish pies" ...lolz
(so you know wetin you wan buy, na im you come dey do opportunity cost?)

8 The Juveniles: #TheYoungShallGrow ____ Whenever I see this set, I wonder where they get all the money from...hehe. They are usually teenagers or secondary school students, they would even purchase more than you that is working.

9 The Eskimos: The weather in this part of the world isn't encouraging. Once in a while, we need some cool air, preferably that from an AC. That's where the eskimos come in, they just wanna feel cool air, when they feel they have stored enough in their tank__ they leave. Sometimes they buy something, very minimal e.g (bottle coke and doughnut).

10 SON (Standard Organisation of Nigeria): All they do is criticise the service, "water isn't cold"... "chicken isn't properly grilled"... "rice no done"... (them force you come? ?)
They may end up telling you, how it is done @McDonald's.

11 Awaiting List: For the ladies___this is when the brother tells you to wait for him @Mr Biggs. If you know wassup, you better be with enough cash to entertain yourself o. Your wait might be longer than the "Second Coming". You find them making calls__ "Amefrica, where are you?" "I'm there already"....."if you delay me, I would start going"....lolz


Thanks and That's all
Which are you?
__endeavour to add yours.

#GWS @Tosyne2much

snrman:
I smell front page

Kachisbarbie:

Confession14:
Aunty Kachi...u drop this topic on time...today while i was at Palatable having my number 6 in ur list...one neanderthal guy wey miss road enter inside come interrup me....come they yarn like mumu dey request sey make i buyam a plate of rice...well i gave him a look that kills. His type should be added to ur list

Confession14:
Aunty Kachi...u drop this topic on time...today while i was at Palatable having my number 6 in ur list...one neanderthal guy wey miss road enter inside come interrup me....come they yarn like mumu dey request sey make i buyam a plate of rice...well i gave him a look that kills. His type should be added to ur list

hahhahaaha
Funny you, I have never seen/heard anything like this o__ if not I for add am.

You for just by the brother rice na.

naijaboiy:
All these things no dey happen for Mama Bilikisu restaurant where I dey go

We just sit down and order our eba and egusi soup...

That's all

naijaboiy:
All these things no dey happen for Mama Bilikisu restaurant where I dey go

We just sit down and order our eba and egusi soup...

That's all

3cycle:

Smh...
Mama biliki?

Yea,,any problem?

Kachisbarbie:


hahhahaaha
Funny you, I have never seen/heard anything like this o__ if not I for add am.

You for just by the brother rice na.

Sammyblaq:
dear OP...U get mouth.
Good write up.
Some gals dey carry fastfood do Landmark.

hey you!
Long-time. .

Lolz @landmark. It's easier to locate fast food na, than to locate a brother's house