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How Many Of This Did You Do When U Where Still Very Young? by nataisha(f): 8:15pm On Dec 08, 2014
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Re: How Many Of This Did You Do When U Where Still Very Young? by nataisha(f): 8:22pm On Dec 08, 2014
I did all of them back then. Despite i was a girl i did the tire driving in fact me and my brother use to fight with the tire. And we will be singing " no Michelin here" !!!!!!!! And the we will be running round d whole compound with tire and my mum will shout out for me NATAISHA!!!! u be boy if them injure you no cry come here oooo. If you cry come here i go beat you join the cry yet i won't stop lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz it really fun thou
Re: How Many Of This Did You Do When U Where Still Very Young? by kowema(f): 8:24pm On Dec 08, 2014
I did all and more o.. grin..fun days ..I drank water from school tap using my uniform as filter while I drank to avoid germs...
I put saliva on my navel when I wanted to shit! To stop the feeling till I was in a comfortable place...
When. Two chickens wia fighting, we wud pin two brooms on the ground facing n crossing each oda so that the chickens won't stop fighting.... When I offended my parents at home n I was going to be flogged wen I got back from skull, I wud tie elephant grass together to make dem forget..
I also sucked the sugar out of the red part of Ixora flower grin

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Re: How Many Of This Did You Do When U Where Still Very Young? by nataisha(f): 7:59am On Dec 09, 2014
kowema:
I did all and more o.. grin..fun days ..I drank water from school tap using my uniform as filter while I drank to avoid germs...
I put saliva on my navel when I wanted to shit! To stop the feeling till I was in a comfortable place...
When. Two chickens wia fighting, we wud pin two brooms on the ground facing n crossing each oda so that the chickens won't stop fighting.... When I offended my parents at home n I was going to be flogged wen I got back from skull, I wud tie elephant grass together to make dem forget..
I also sucked the sugar out of the red part of Ixora flower grin
hahhahhahah cheesy cheesy hw many can one recall? I remember when I use to tie rice in cellophane and take to skul it was really fun ooooo

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Re: How Many Of This Did You Do When U Where Still Very Young? by nnadychuks(m): 11:02am On Dec 09, 2014
nataisha:
I did all of them back then. Despite i was a girl i did the tire driving in fact me and my brother use to fight with the tire. And we will be singing " no Michelin here" !!!!!!!! And the we will be running round d whole compound with tire and my mum will shout out for me NATAISHA!!!! u be boy if them injure you no cry come here oooo. If you cry come here i go beat you join the cry yet i won't stop lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz it really fun thou
nobody did all of em
Re: How Many Of This Did You Do When U Where Still Very Young? by nataisha(f): 12:12pm On Dec 09, 2014
nnadychuks:
nobody did all of em
I did. dere are even some which are not included such as driving plank motto the tiers are 3Boris one in the front and two at d back it has starry to control it as well smiley

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