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MTN Funny Messages! by kristonium(m): 11:00am On Dec 10, 2014 |
Recently, I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text msg. It's either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing or the other. VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE: 1. Dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY to353884 Tips on HUNGER And what to EAT 2. Dear customer need DELIVERANCE??.... Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself 3. Dear customer facing ancestral problems??.... text ANCESTORS to 35354 and recieve daily ancestral tips 4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve dialy soaps to your phone 5. Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??....Txt HEART to 38545 and recieve tips on how to plaster your heart... Imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTYTIPS... for what?? HABA! From tomorrow Ur might see things like........ 1. U want to know how to WIN PDP primaries against ALL ODDS text Okowa to 38554 2. If U don't want to BE Deceive into Politics text OBUH to 33003 Please MTN should leave my phone alone ooo.. |
Re: MTN Funny Messages! by dOnLarich: 11:15am On Dec 10, 2014 |
buh what's romantic abt this |
Re: MTN Funny Messages! by izsmike: 11:17am On Dec 10, 2014 |
jokes section pls |
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