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Admission! Admission!! Admission!!! by EnoImoh1(m): 12:50pm On Dec 10, 2014
ADMISSION! ADMISSION!!
ADMISSION!!!
University of Heaven is hereby
requesting
candidates to apply at our prestigeous
University.
Please note that any candidates
applying
must pick our new man form, and drop
d old
man at salvation hall in our office
complex in
calvary. The forms are free due to the
fact
that our registrar, the Lord Jesus Christ
had
paid for it with his blood.
Any candidate who failed any of these
faculty
of grace's preliminary courses here on
earth
will not be shortlisted; Salvation,
sanctification,spirit baptism. Please
note
that any candidate with Satan
Identification
Number (SIN) will not be permitted at
Holiness Highway, the road that leads
to the
New Jerusalem lecture theatre. Visit
calvary
today to be shortlisted for the
matriculation
ceremony known as "Marriage supper
of d
Lamb" where old and new patriarch
will be
reunited.
The final list will be released on the
rapture
day. I hope you'll make the final
list in JESUS name

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