TYPES OF STUDENTS YOU'LL FIND IN A
TYPICAL NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY
CLASSROOM.
1. THE GOOD LISTENERS: These ones dey
listen an jot down notes wella. They are
always found in the front. Most of them
are direct entry and they sabi ITK die.
2. THE ON-LOOKERS: These ones cannot
really be classified as good-listeners
because they just come to class look at the
lecturer, so confused. Whether the
lecturer dey yarn german or speaking
gibberish or mumbo jumbo, na to dey look
be their own. Why he ask do you
understand? Na them dey shout
"yeeeeees" Na so them go dey look till
exam finish.
3. THE PHOTOCOPYING BROTHERHOOD:
Oh my! These people know themselves.
They are always found saying "abeg I no
get strength to write note, do sharp make
I photocopy". This set of people can
photocopy anything on paper. Na because
of them handout no dey sell. If you no
hold yourself well, dem go photocopy you
join.
4.The "THIS MAN TOO FAST" TEAM: These
students are damn slowww, slower than
Mikel Obi. If the lecturer tries to fasten up
his dictation, they just hands down and
join the onlookers.
5. THE LATECOMERS GANG: These are the
people who enjoy and derive pleasure
from coming to class after lecture has
started. They just like sneaking in. I begin
to wonder why they sneak in, you no pay
skul fees? Abi no be
You get the admission neh?.
6. THE SLEEPERS CONGLOMERATE: This
group can sleep on behalf of the atlantic
Ocean, they sleep without fear or favour,
they just find any spot with or without
breeze and 10mins into the lecture, they
are off.
7. THE BORROWERS LEAGUE: Whether
them be students abi them be non-
learning students, I don't just understand.
These people can never have biro or
calculator even inside exam hall, they keep
borrowing till their bag is full of
everything.
8. THE ARGUEMENT LORDS: These group
of people are just looking for how to start
a new controversy. They just love to
argue, funny thing is that they might not
be intelligent in class ooo. But when it
comes to arguments you can never win
them. see talent.
9. THE QUESTIONNAIRES CLUB: Chei
these people can ask useless questions for
the sake of Namibia. Sometimes the
lecturers go just vex out of frustration and
feel like punching the student. You can
imagine somebody asking "sir, should I
write my name on my answer booklet
before submitting?"
10. THE INVINCIBLE/GHOST STUDENT:
What can I say? these people never attend
class but their names are always in the
attendance sheet and they always write
test and never have carry over. ghost
students. They are also reading this right
now.
11. THE NOISEMAKERS EMPIRE: These
ones are different from the
"argumentists" in the sense that the
arguers have points but these ones just
make noise randomly and keep disturbing
d class.
12. THE FASHIONISTA CLIQUE: All they
pray for is people to look at them and
WOW. They have the latest dress in
Vogue. They wear different clothes
everyday and we wey dey repeat cloth go
just Kack one side dey pray make dey fall
inside poto-poto make we laugh. Badbelle.
13. THE NAIRABET UNITED: Anyway all na
work of the devil. Na so Chelsea, ManU,
Arsenal, Madrid, Barca, Keshi even
Enyimba dey cause wahala.
14. THE NON ACADEMIC STUDENTS: These
ones always have something to do
somewhere. They just want the lecture to
end so that they can go sharp sharp.
15. THE GBAGAUN DETECTORS: They may
not be listening ooo. But when the
lecturer makes one single English error.
Gbam! Work don start be dat. They go
analyse am pass Microbiology laboratory
result.
16. THE AMEBO OFFICERS: their own na
to observe anything wey dey happen and
them no dey keep their mouth shut.
Amebo go kill them, you no need tell me,
na there Campus Gist belong.
No lie, Which group do you belong to?

And in one word tell us d university name.
no jokin

The good students....! thats where i belong.

Here in puerto rico we skip college

I am a good listener

no one go agree say en dey for amebo officers group

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meaning?

keandre:


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my guy calm down reason well and follow d topic

Datruggedman:
my guy calm down reason well and follow d topic

ok....