An angry man wrote an application letter to a
company,
Application 4 Employment,

Dear sir in reference to the recent death of the technical manager in
your company, i hereby apply for the replacement of the dead manager, because each time i apply for employment
you will tell me no vacancy but now I've caught you red
handed, you have no excuse because i even attended his
funeral to be sure he is dead before i apply,attached to my
letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary memo...
TGIF...

superneutral:
An angry man wrote an application letter to a
company,
Application 4 Employment,

Dear sir in reference to the recent death of the technical manager in
your company, i hereby apply for the replacement of the dead manager, because each time i apply for employment
you will tell me no vacancy but now I've caught you red
handed, you have no excuse because i even attended his
funeral to be sure he is dead before i apply,attached to my
letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary memo...
TGIF...

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superneutral:
An angry man wrote an application letter to a
company,
Application 4 Employment,

Dear sir in reference to the recent death of the technical manager in
your company, i hereby apply for the replacement of the dead manager, because each time i apply for employment
you will tell me no vacancy but now I've caught you red
handed, you have no excuse because i even attended his
funeral to be sure he is dead before i apply,attached to my
letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary memo...
TGIF...

SORRY MR. Applicant Before His Burial And During His Ill Health We Got A Replacement For That Post.

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