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| [Testimony] How An Infinix Phone Saved My Poultry Business by tanfani: 10:46pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Praiiiiiiiiiiiise master Jesus! Hallaluyah! The Lord is good! Brethren, I'm into poultry business and there was a time that my birds were dying in large numbers due to cold. I was loosing about 500 birds weekly and all my efforts at keeping cold out of my poultry buildings proved abortive. An expert advised me to go for an industrial thermostat and that would have cost almost N350,000 (which I didnt have). I'd practically given up till I overheard one brother after service complaining about one Infinix phone, saying it used to get so hot that he couldnt put it in his pocket or hold it for long. On asking for the price of this mysterious Infinix heater I learnt that it was just about N23,000. I was really amazed that Infinix could make a heater and add a few phone features to it because it looked very much like a phone to me. They claimed it was gorilla screen but it shattered less than 10 minutes after I brought it out of the pack. I didn't let that bother me since Infinix clearly has no clue whatsoever , what gorilla screen means; My birds were my top priority..... Gorilla Screen.... (laughs).. Infinix sef wan feel among.... I decided to place one of these Infinix heaters in my poultry that night and it happened to rain rather heavily. I was already mentally prepared to go pack chicken corpses the next day. To my surprise, all my birds we alive and very active unlike how they used to fold and lay quietly. It was so hot in the poultry house of over 6,000 birds that I had to take my shirt off to work that morning. Now, my business is booming and I have an Infinix heater in every of my poultry buildings. Somebody shout Halelluyah!!! 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: [Testimony] How An Infinix Phone Saved My Poultry Business by gemiclem(m): 10:55pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
this one is strong 1 Like |
| Re: [Testimony] How An Infinix Phone Saved My Poultry Business by alancash01(m): 11:05pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
You need serious deliverance...ASAP! |
| Re: [Testimony] How An Infinix Phone Saved My Poultry Business by chidekings(m): 11:06pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
testimony of the year |
| Re: [Testimony] How An Infinix Phone Saved My Poultry Business by madgoat(m): 11:19pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Hahahahahaha... Guy u wicked  |
| Re: [Testimony] How An Infinix Phone Saved My Poultry Business by Ewizard(m): 11:27pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Allaluyahh!!!!! |
| Re: [Testimony] How An Infinix Phone Saved My Poultry Business by demsid(m): 11:39pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
see as u finish infinix life gently and slowly . |
| Re: [Testimony] How An Infinix Phone Saved My Poultry Business by Gudiza(m): 11:40pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
JOKE Section ASAP.  |
| Re: [Testimony] How An Infinix Phone Saved My Poultry Business by charcoal(m): 12:05am On Dec 13, 2014 |
gemiclem:Eleyi gidi gan! |
| Re: [Testimony] How An Infinix Phone Saved My Poultry Business by encryptjay(m): 12:12am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Rolling on the floor... |
| Re: [Testimony] How An Infinix Phone Saved My Poultry Business by Nobody: 12:14am On Dec 13, 2014 |
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| Re: [Testimony] How An Infinix Phone Saved My Poultry Business by moneymaker24(m): 1:47am On Dec 13, 2014 |
You are a good story teller. And to think that I actually spent mins reading this. This one is VERY strong. |
| Re: [Testimony] How An Infinix Phone Saved My Poultry Business by tecno4life(m): 7:25am On Dec 13, 2014 |
The op is high on cassava roots
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| Re: [Testimony] How An Infinix Phone Saved My Poultry Business by tanfani: 1:32am On Feb 10, 2015 |
hg |
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