See Me See Mtn o,
Recently, I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to bed with
a text and wake up with a text msg.
It's either they are calling me or begging me to
subscribe to one thing or the other.
VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:
1. Dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY to 35388
for tips on HUNGER And what to EAT
2. Dear customer need DELIVERANCE??.... Text DEL
TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself
3. Dear customer facing ancestral problems??.... text
ANCESTORS to 35354 and receive daily ancestral tips
4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no
soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to receive daily soaps to
your phone
5.Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??....Txt
HEART to 38545 and receive tips on how to plaster
your heart...
Imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTYTIPS... for
what?? HABA!

Atewo!!