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Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Chuukwudi(m): 3:40pm On Dec 13, 2014
RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE
KIDS :
.
1. The fat kid was always the
goalkeeper.
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if
injured player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends when
everyone was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner
will
determined by the last team to
score.
6. No referee and lines men. You
could run with the ball even
behind the goal post. 7. If you don't participate in
repairing the ball you were given
a match ban.
8. If you're picked last, you're a
loser.
9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball
from the
tree
when it got stuck,under the car
or tunnel to play in the next
game.
10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game
over.
11. You were allowed to change
a goalkeeper in case of a
penalty.
12. the most skillful player get
automatic selection. 13. You only get substituted
when called at home..
14. 3 corners makes a penalty

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Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Chuukwudi(m): 3:41pm On Dec 13, 2014
Do you agree?

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Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by chiefolododo(m): 3:43pm On Dec 13, 2014
fifa has a lot to adopt here

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Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Pvin: 3:44pm On Dec 13, 2014
Not same with us here in ...., where did u grew up op?
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Chuukwudi(m): 4:18pm On Dec 13, 2014
Pvin:
Not same with us here in ...., where did u grew up op?

Ukwube, Umuoforolo, Nkwerre, in Nkwerre LGA, Imo State, Eastern Heartland of Nigeria in West Africa, Africa, in the world that exists in a planet called 'earth', which out of several billions of galaxies, is in the milky way galaxy. angry


Sorry,
I didn't grow up in France.

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Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by ClintonNzedimma(m): 6:48pm On Dec 13, 2014
I smell FP.
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Olancelot(m): 8:41am On Dec 21, 2014
Chuukwudi:
RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE
KIDS :
.
1. The fat kid was always the
goalkeeper.
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if
injured player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends when
everyone was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner
will
determined by the last team to
score.
6. No referee and lines men. You
could run with the ball even
behind the goal post. 7. If you don't participate in
repairing the ball you were given
a match ban.
8. If you're picked last, you're a
loser.
9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball
from the
tree
when it got stuck,under the car
or tunnel to play in the next
game.
10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game
over.
11. You were allowed to change
a goalkeeper in case of a
penalty.
12. the most skillful player get
automatic selection. 13. You only get substituted
when called at home..
14. 3 corners makes a penalty

...ho.. i remember the good old days.. grin..

i can really testify to these points...
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by M4gunners: 9:55am On Dec 21, 2014
Chuukwudi:
RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE
KIDS :
.
1. The fat kid was always the
goalkeeper.
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if
injured player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends when
everyone was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner
will
determined by the last team to
score.
6. No referee and lines men. You
could run with the ball even
behind the goal post. 7. If you don't participate in
repairing the ball you were given
a match ban.
8. If you're picked last, you're a
loser.
9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball
from the
tree
when it got stuck,under the car
or tunnel to play in the next
game.
10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game
over.
11. You were allowed to change
a goalkeeper in case of a
penalty.
12. the most skillful player get
automatic selection. 13. You only get substituted
when called at home..
14. 3 corners makes a penalty
Guy u killed it . Flash back thing #9,10 and 14 got me laughing.

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Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Kingsley1000(m): 1:23pm On Dec 21, 2014
You forgot to mention the fight and gibberish arguement that accompanies with the game especially when an opponent scores.....
And the stubborn fellow that refuses to go when defeated

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Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by html14java(f): 6:17pm On Dec 21, 2014
Typical of my brother and his friends.lol.

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