1. Did you know that eating hot garri is not good for
your health?
For more garri killing health tips, send HEALTH to
5030. SMS cost N50 per week
2. Chelsea lost her 1st game of the season last
weekend, to find out when they'll lose their next
match, text CHELSEA NEXT LOSE to 5032!
3. Last week, Ifeanyi won a Nintendo, two weeks
ago, Ifeanyi won a Nintendo. 3 weeks ago, the same
Ifeanyi won a Nintendo. To play for a chance to win
a Nintendo, even though Ifeanyi is going to win
again, Text WIN to 5031
4. Nigerians are already banging fireworks this
December. To find out what they will do next, text
December to 53850
5. To find out who's gonna be the next governor of
your state, text your state's name to 5900. SMS
cost N50 per week.
6. Short girls like putting on high heel shoes. to
find out other interesting facts about short girls,
text SHORT to 50385
7. Did u know that ATM is the fastest way of
withdrawing money? to find out how to use an
ATM, text ATM to 5030
8. Stretch marks make you feel insecure about your
body. Find out how to get rid of stretch marks
naturally by sending K to 38261 at N50 weekly.
Wetin concern me with stretch marks?
9. Do u know that next year will be 2015? to
know today's date, text DATE to 2014. SMS cost
2 naira!
10. Do you want to kill your state governor because
he is wicked? If yes; text your state governors name
and address to 333423 to get natural tips on how to
kill wicked governors!
11. Would you like to poison you neighbour for not
allowing you to sleep with his wife? Text kill my
wicked neighbor to 33454 to get ancestral tips on
killing of wicked neighbors...
12. Do you miss your ex and you feel like doing
those things with her again? Do you know you can
make love to your dead ex girlfriend? Send Do it
with my ex to 332419 to get directions to die and
do it to your ex....
Abeg, which network sabi do this type of work
pass?
(a) MTN
(b) Airtel
(c) Etisalat
(d) Glo
Have a fun filled Sunday....

All of dem








Tunda faya dia y*ansh

joshbouy:
1. Did you know that eating hot garri is not good for
your health?
For more garri killing health tips, send HEALTH to
5030. SMS cost N50 per week
2. Chelsea lost her 1st game of the season last
weekend, to find out when they'll lose their next
match, text CHELSEA NEXT LOSE to 5032!
3. Last week, Ifeanyi won a Nintendo, two weeks
ago, Ifeanyi won a Nintendo. 3 weeks ago, the same
Ifeanyi won a Nintendo. To play for a chance to win
a Nintendo, even though Ifeanyi is going to win
again, Text WIN to 5031
4. Nigerians are already banging fireworks this
December. To find out what they will do next, text
December to 53850
5. To find out who's gonna be the next governor of
your state, text your state's name to 5900. SMS
cost N50 per week.
6. Short girls like putting on high heel shoes. to
find out other interesting facts about short girls,
text SHORT to 50385
7. Did u know that ATM is the fastest way of
withdrawing money? to find out how to use an
ATM, text ATM to 5030
8. Stretch marks make you feel insecure about your
body. Find out how to get rid of stretch marks
naturally by sending K to 38261 at N50 weekly.
Wetin concern me with stretch marks?
9. Do u know that next year will be 2015? to
know today's date, text DATE to 2014. SMS cost
2 naira!
10. Do you want to kill your state governor because
he is wicked? If yes; text your state governors name
and address to 333423 to get natural tips on how to
kill wicked governors!
11. Would you like to poison you neighbour for not
allowing you to sleep with his wife? Text kill my
wicked neighbor to 33454 to get ancestral tips on
killing of wicked neighbors...
12. Do you miss your ex and you feel like doing
those things with her again? Do you know you can
make love to your dead ex girlfriend? Send Do it
with my ex to 332419 to get directions to die and
do it to your ex....
Abeg, which network sabi do this type of work
pass?
(a) MTN
(b) Airtel
(c) Etisalat
(d) Glo
Have a fun filled Sunday....

There is no network that is not capable of that.