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No Insult, Just A Joke.... I Really Love So Much!!! by gottoboy(m): 9:31pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
How A Man Withdraws Cash From The ATM: 1) Park the car 2) Go to ATM 3) Insert card 4) Enter PIN 5) Take money 6) Drive away How A Woman Withdraws Cash From The ATM: 1) Park the car 2) Check makeup 3) Turn off engine 4) Check makeup 5) Go to ATM 6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse 7) Insert card Hit cancel 9) Hunt in purse for sheet with PIN written on it 10) Insert card 11) Enter PIN 12) Take cash 13) Count it 14) Count it again! 15) Re-count it again oo 16) Go to car 17) Check makeup 18) Start car 19) Stop car 20) Run back 2 the ATM 21) Take ATM card 22) Back 2 car 23) Check makeup 24) Start car 25) Check makeup 26) Drive for a mile 27) Release HAND BRAKE. Kindly Add Anyone I Left Out... 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: No Insult, Just A Joke.... I Really Love So Much!!! by consultancy: 9:43pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
"drive for a mile, release hand brake" hw did it drive for a mile wit d handbrake engaged?? btween, its a joke anyway. |
Re: No Insult, Just A Joke.... I Really Love So Much!!! by gottoboy(m): 9:47pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
consultancy:Thats ladies Fo̶̷̩̥̊͡Я you, plus apart from thee joke itcould βε true anyway |
Re: No Insult, Just A Joke.... I Really Love So Much!!! by datjohn(m): 10:34pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
gottoboy: (28) Sees anoda woman friend overtakin her on d drive way (29) Yells out but ofcoz she wasn't heard (30) Becomes confused where to press for a "honk" (32) Pulls over (33) Checks for d car instruction manual (34) Reads "how to honk" (35) Drops d booklet n continues in hot pursuit, drivin roughly like Agent Smith (36) Gets close to d vehicle of d chase n..... ...Presses "Volume Up" |
Re: No Insult, Just A Joke.... I Really Love So Much!!! by gottoboy(m): 9:20pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
datjohn:Correct guy |
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