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Funny Wise Sayings From Great Men by CzarRex: 5:04pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872) He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973) He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900) Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904) He who refuses to regard agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788) Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899) Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893) He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013) Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking 4 job or needs Jesus Badly - Barack Obama (2014... Don't stop the fun....feel free to add yours! |
Re: Funny Wise Sayings From Great Men by fattbabakay(m): 5:57pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
#sighs...DRY old piece of crap |
Re: Funny Wise Sayings From Great Men by CzarRex: 6:01pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
fattbabakay:ok |
Re: Funny Wise Sayings From Great Men by engrfcuksmtin(m): 9:49pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
No Matter how angry peeeennnnniiiis is it can not destroy a vaaaaaaagina........Engrfcuksmtin,2014 |
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