Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of
plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley
(1872)

He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried
Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala
before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham
Lincoln (1864)

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from
pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not
afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

Anyone who graduates without experiencing a
strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard
(1904)

He who refuses to regard agege bread and akara
as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther
King jnr (1788)

Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without
squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael
Faraday (1899)

Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but
allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty -
Queen Elizabeth (1893)

He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut
indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr
Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot
cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

Anyone who reads this without laughing is either
looking 4 job or needs Jesus Badly - Barack
Obama (2014...

Don't stop the fun....feel free to add yours!

#sighs...DRY old piece of crap

fattbabakay:
#sighs...DRY old piece of crap

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No Matter how angry peeeennnnniiiis is it can not destroy a vaaaaaaagina........Engrfcuksmtin,2014