Imagine If animals and insects were on facebook,
we'll be having posts and comments like:

1. MOSQUITO'S WALL POST:-
Finally PHCN don off light,
blood sucking things.
COMMENTS :-
(a) Bleep up, dey don on gen for my
end.
(b) Abeg bros which area you dey? My
people don fleet house.
2. DOG'S WALL POST :-
Na wa oh, I never even stay reach
5mins, all these calabar people don dey eye me.
*Ghost mode activated, them no go see me
*Escaping things on my mind.
COMMENTS :-
My neighbour na calabar too.
The man eyes no good for where dogs
dey... I go bite am soo.
3. RAT'S WALL POST :-
Omo na die I dey oh..... No food
for my master kitchen. Na him books
go hear am nah.
Ehn think say I come him house to
watch tv abi?
COMMENT :-
Your master stingy, dis-own am jor.
4. CHICKEN'S WALL POST :-
On the 1st of Dec. I'll be traveling for
one month, if you need my attention, enter bush
I no fit shout. All these
Christians no be them at all.
COMMENT :-
No be only you oh, I dey migrate too.
5. HE-GOAT WALL POST :-
Heat mood activated, any she-goat
online for s*x chat?
COMMENT :-
(a) She-goat. @He-goat you're a capital
BIG fool.
(b) He-goat. @She-goat,
pretender, as if you no dey
feel Hot. Carry your smelling backside
comot for post jor.
6. ROOSTER'S WALL POST :-
All these hen go dey run like say dey
no wan do.
But if you catch them, dem go bend quickly.
COMMENT :-
Your own better nah, you
dey catch them.
The ones for my area na fast and
furious. I don pursue tire....
7. RAM'S WALL POST :-
As Salah don dey reach, na church
things from now on.
COMMENT:
Omo no be only you o, these butchers
Don dey even sharpen him knife & cutlass.