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| 13 Funny Facts About Engineers!!! by Cymbal: 8:03pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
1.An Engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25am and reaching the class at 9.30am. 2.T-shirts and jeans are engineer's national dress and Maggi is the national food. 3.A normal person will fix the broken things but an Engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it. 4.An Engineer can build a car,spaceship,even time machine.However,he just can't build a relationship with a girl. 5.Are you made of Copper(Cu) and Tellurium(Te) cos you are Cute.This is how Engineer's flirt. 6.An Engineer loves to solve a problem.If there's no problem,then he will create one and would start solving it. 7.An Engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression. 8.An Engineer's worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking the attendance. 9.An Engineer can finish his syllabus in one night. 10.An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning. 11.An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents. 12.Never argue with an Engineer cos arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on ur cheek.You might or might not kill it but u'll end up slapping urself. 13.There is always a hidden folder in Engineer's laptop. .#ADD YOURS!!!# Repping Engineers in da house. |
| Re: 13 Funny Facts About Engineers!!! by braivheart: 8:08pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Not very funny but sensible. |
| Re: 13 Funny Facts About Engineers!!! by nomabeeee(f): 8:09pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
You must be an engineer..No 4 is incorrect.they re the best lovers  1 Like |
| Re: 13 Funny Facts About Engineers!!! by demsid(m): 8:10pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
hilarious and true. i hail all engineers in the building when you see students walking into d school premises from d car park. the ones with d fastest legs are d engineering students. 1 Like |
| Re: 13 Funny Facts About Engineers!!! by Cymbal: 8:11pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
braivheart:lol...that's ur opinion tho! |
| Re: 13 Funny Facts About Engineers!!! by Joshkid(m): 8:13pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
I Rep Computer_Engineering...feels good tew hear vhiz..#No.4 z incorrect thO! 1 Like |
| Re: 13 Funny Facts About Engineers!!! by Cymbal: 8:14pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
nomabeeee:funny..Best lovers  ..i don't agree.. |
| Re: 13 Funny Facts About Engineers!!! by demsid(m): 8:15pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
but one thing people don't know about us. We work hard, and we party hard. engineers dey groove!!! but not frequently 1 Like |
| Re: 13 Funny Facts About Engineers!!! by Cymbal: 8:17pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
demsid:TRUE! 1 Like |
| Re: 13 Funny Facts About Engineers!!! by chiefolododo(m): 8:28pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
peace be upon all engineers 1 Like |
| Re: 13 Funny Facts About Engineers!!! by demsid(m): 8:36pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Cymbal:the way engineers organize there events such as dinner and award nights justifies that fact |
| Re: 13 Funny Facts About Engineers!!! by Cymbal: 8:42pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
demsid:sure.Engineers are also time conscious. |
| Re: 13 Funny Facts About Engineers!!! by missdebs(f): 12:34am On Dec 18, 2014 |
14: Engineers are the least social humans compared wt oda professions |
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