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Very Funny, Akpors’ Story – No One Knows Tomorrow by ejigbo(m): 9:28pm On Dec 17, 2014
Akpors’ story – No one knows tomorrow

A small boy named Akpors lived in a village in
Delta
state. None of his classmates liked him because
of
his stupidity. In fact, his teacher always yelled at
him
saying, ‘You this waste of space, you will never
amount to anything in life! One day Akpors’
mother
came to school to check on how he was doing.
The
teacher told her quite frankly that she had never
seen such a dumb boy in all her life, and advised
his
mother to withdraw and enroll him under a
handcrafter because formal schooling for Akpors
would be a total waste of time and space! The
mother was shocked at the feedback, withdrew
her
son from the school and moved to Benin City.
Twenty-five years later the teacher was diagnosed
with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met
strongly
advised her to do surgery – one which only one
doctor in the whole of South-southern Nigeria
could
perform. Left with no other option the teacher
opted
for surgery, which was successful. When she
opened
her eyes in the ICU hours after surgery, she saw a
handsome doctor smiling down at her. She
wanted to
thank him but could not talk. Suddenly her face
started to turn blue, she frantically made attempts
to
raise her hand and tell him something…until she
died. The doctor was shocked; he tried to find out
what went wrong. Eventually he found out that it
was
our friend Akpors – now working as a cleaner in
the
hospital – who had disconnected the ventilator to
connect his phone charger! Like, seriously? You
thought that Akpors became the doctor? Not in
this
story.

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Re: Very Funny, Akpors’ Story – No One Knows Tomorrow by Beesluv: 9:33pm On Dec 17, 2014
Lol

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