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Very Funny, Akpors’ Story – No One Knows Tomorrow by ejigbo(m): 9:28pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Akpors’ story – No one knows tomorrow A small boy named Akpors lived in a village in Delta state. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity. In fact, his teacher always yelled at him saying, ‘You this waste of space, you will never amount to anything in life! One day Akpors’ mother came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy in all her life, and advised his mother to withdraw and enroll him under a handcrafter because formal schooling for Akpors would be a total waste of time and space! The mother was shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son from the school and moved to Benin City. Twenty-five years later the teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met strongly advised her to do surgery – one which only one doctor in the whole of South-southern Nigeria could perform. Left with no other option the teacher opted for surgery, which was successful. When she opened her eyes in the ICU hours after surgery, she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him but could not talk. Suddenly her face started to turn blue, she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something…until she died. The doctor was shocked; he tried to find out what went wrong. Eventually he found out that it was our friend Akpors – now working as a cleaner in the hospital – who had disconnected the ventilator to connect his phone charger! Like, seriously? You thought that Akpors became the doctor? Not in this story. Lots of jokes, pls visit my website http://spaceloaded.com/forum2_110749827.xhtml |
Re: Very Funny, Akpors’ Story – No One Knows Tomorrow by Beesluv: 9:33pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
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