Akpos comes home one night, and his wife
throws her arms around
his neck: "my husband! I dey
1 month overdue. Be like say i get belle! The doctor give
me test today, but
until it dey sure, we no go tell
anybody." The next day,Akpos's wife receives a telephone
call from PHCN because they had not paid their bill.
Am I speaking to Mr Akpos? "Na im wife be this" s
he says. PHCN guy: "You're a month overdue shey una
know?"
How you take know? stammers Akpos wife.
"Madam its in our files" says the PHCN guy .
She shouts "how it take enter una file?"
Phcn guy: Yes, We have a system
of finding out who's overdue
Akpos's wife: GOD !!!!!!, this is too much, which kain tin
be dis?
Phcn guy: Madam, I am sorry, I am following orders, I have
to inform you that you are overdue
Akpos's wife: no wahala. Make i tell my husband when he
come back. That night, she tells Akpos "dem know say i
dey overdue for phcn o!",
The next day Akpos rushes to PHCN office.
"Wetin dey happen?i hear say una get file say my wife dey
overdue. It concern una!"he says angrily.
Just calm down, says the lady at the
reception at PHCN, its nothing serious. All you have to do
is pay us.
Akpos: PAY una for wetin? If i no pay nko?
Lady: Well, in that case, sir,
we have no option but to cut yours off.
Akpos: if u cut am wetin my wife go do?
Lady: I don't know. I guess,
she would have to use a
candle!!! Akpos fainted!!