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The School Of Football by Hadeyeancah(m): 6:07am On Dec 19, 2014
SCHOOL OF FOOTBALL


The Headmaster - Sir Alex Ferguson

The vice - Benitez

The most fearsome teacher - Pep Guadioula

The ClassCaptain - Gerrard

The Asst. Class Capt. - Lampard

The extraordinary student - Leonel Messi

The student who always helps others in assignment - Mesut Özil & Di Maria

Most stylish rich student - Cristiano Ronaldo

The Student who completes his assignment in just a few moments - Agüero

The Perfect student ever- Ronaldinho

The student who always passes - Xavi

The Student who bites pencil/pen during classes - Luis Sùarez

The student who knows better than teacher - Andre Pirlo

The wall of school - Manuel Neuer & De Gea

The School Security - Sergio Ramos

The Crush of all girls - David Beckham

The all rounder - Wayne Rooney

The most tallest student - Peter Crouch

The back bencher- Mertesacker

The most shortest student - Vabuena

Matured student - Rosicky

Athlete students - Bellerin & Theo walcott

The students who always gets sick - Diaby & Reus

The Karate Teacher - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Most experienced teacher - Ancelloti

Class topper - Alexis Sachez

The funniest students - David Luiz & Bendtner

Student with longest hair - Puyol

Most expensive Student - Gareth Bale

Sports teacher - Arsene Wenger

The Hot headed Student - Mario Balotelli

The student who never passes - Arjen Robben

Most cruel teacher-Luis Van Gaal

The noisy teacher - Jose Mourinho

Best school dancers in the class - Daniel Sturridge & Greizman

The Student who Fights Seniors - Jack Wilshire

The bully - Diego Costa

The commander of Students - Schweinsteiger

The most fearful students - Shawcross, Koscieny and kompany.

School thugs - D. Alves,Barton, Pepe, Costa, Balloteli, Jack, Pinto, Debuchy.

The student who always blamed by everyone - Giroud

The most intelligent student - Hazard

The students who are intelligent bt always misses school bus - Joel Campbell & Podolski

The nusery class teacher - Zidane

The sacked teacher - David Moyes.

The carry over student - Fernado torres.

The sluggish student-Mikel Obi.

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