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Akpors Doped Me by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 9:55am On Dec 19, 2014 |
Akpos and his Girlfriend were taking a romantic walk down the beach one cold night. Akpos grabbed the girl's hands, drew her closer to himself, kissed her and said, "Baby, you know I love you so much. There's no one here. Its just the two of us, let's do 'WEWEECHU'." The girl looked around and said, "My love, I don't want to do 'WEWEECHU' please. Let's just hold hands and cuddle." Akpos agreed. After a while, Akpos asked her again, "Oh baby, my love, please Let's do 'WEWEECHU'!" The girl replied, "Baby, don't rush me. I don't want to do it. I just want to be wrapped in your arms." Akpos calmed down. After a long while, Akpos couldn't hold it any longer. He said, "My heartbeat, it's not fair oh! Let's do 'WEWEECHU' na! We haven't done it since last year oh! Let's do it now now." The girl reluctantly agreed. Akpos immediately grabbed her closer to himself, hugged her tightly, brought out the guitar strapped to his back and they both start singing, "WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!"=)) !-) Got you didn't I?! Dirty minds! What were you thinking 'WEWEECHU was? |
Re: Akpors Doped Me by Funniez: 10:44am On Dec 19, 2014 |
Hahaha, guy u got me o. Anzay, I WECHUU A MARY CHRISMAS too. |
Re: Akpors Doped Me by Funniez: 10:44am On Dec 19, 2014 |
Hahaha, guy u got me o. Any way, I WECHUU A MARY CHRISMAS too. |
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