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Akpors Doped Me by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 9:55am On Dec 19, 2014
Akpos and his Girlfriend were taking
a romantic walk down the beach
one cold night. Akpos grabbed the
girl's hands, drew her closer to
himself, kissed her and said, "Baby,
you know I love you so much.
There's no one here. Its just the two
of us, let's do 'WEWEECHU'."
The girl looked around and said, "My
love, I don't want to do 'WEWEECHU'
please. Let's just hold hands and
cuddle."
Akpos agreed.
After a while, Akpos asked her
again, "Oh baby, my love, please
Let's do 'WEWEECHU'!"
The girl replied, "Baby, don't rush
me. I don't want to do it. I just want
to be wrapped in your arms."
Akpos calmed down.
After a long while, Akpos couldn't
hold it any longer. He said, "My
heartbeat, it's not fair oh! Let's do
'WEWEECHU' na! We haven't done it
since last year oh! Let's do it now
now."
The girl reluctantly agreed.
Akpos immediately grabbed her
closer to himself, hugged her tightly,
brought out the guitar strapped to
his back and they both start singing,
"WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!"=)) !-)
Got you didn't I?! Dirty minds! What
were you thinking 'WEWEECHU was?
Re: Akpors Doped Me by Funniez: 10:44am On Dec 19, 2014
Hahaha, guy u got me o. Anzay, I WECHUU A MARY CHRISMAS too.
Re: Akpors Doped Me by Funniez: 10:44am On Dec 19, 2014
Hahaha, guy u got me o. Any way, I WECHUU A MARY CHRISMAS too.

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