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The Prisoner's Will by kayowalemi(m): 4:38pm On Dec 08, 2008
[b]A rich man was sentenced to 81 years imprisonment. He died in prison without completing his terms, it remained 63 good years to go. When he died he said in his will that:

"Any of my children who wants to inherit my properties most be ready to complete the prison term or the money be given to beggars." The Lawyer said.

The first son said, "I will be 101 years old by the time I complete the term, so Mr lawyer tell him if you see him to keep the money." And he walked out.

The second son said to the lawyer with intense fury, "tell my father that he was so lucky that we have buried his dead body, if not I would love to shoot every flesh from his body." he too walkedd out.

The third son said to the disappointment of the lawyer that he will go to the prison rather than seeing his father's money being distributed.

So he went to prison and the money was given to him and he gave part of the monies to his own children. Nine years later he got state pardon to enjoy the money.

Kayowalemi[/b]

Source: http://www.kaakakii.com/nigeria/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=32&p=50#p50

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Re: The Prisoner's Will by Magnate021(m): 6:09pm On Dec 08, 2008
undecided
Re: The Prisoner's Will by krama(m): 1:30pm On Dec 10, 2008
undecided undecided
Re: The Prisoner's Will by tytylayor: 1:46pm On Dec 10, 2008
pae dar lorrrrr
Re: The Prisoner's Will by segunpc(m): 4:31pm On Dec 10, 2008
eeya. reliable sources informed me that the prisoners money is worth a wholesome N7,500.00. the third son na faithful son he be.
Re: The Prisoner's Will by romsky: 5:05pm On Dec 10, 2008
kayowalemi u av nuttin to be ashamed of nairalanders are so proud of u
Re: The Prisoner's Will by kayowalemi(m): 7:47pm On Dec 10, 2008
Romade thanks I understand that when you are relating kids you have to be patience with their onslaught. Why should i be ashame anyway? I know who they are and why they are doing that, maybe they are scared that am back. Thanks again
romade:

kayowalemi u av nuttin to be ashamed of nairalanders are so proud of u
Re: The Prisoner's Will by studio43(m): 7:49pm On Dec 10, 2008
romade:

kayowalemi u av nuttin to be ashamed of nairalanders are so proud of u

Re: The Prisoner's Will by kayowalemi(m): 8:01pm On Dec 10, 2008
@studio
are using superglue as lip stick? grin grin
Re: The Prisoner's Will by studio43(m): 8:06pm On Dec 10, 2008
u must be talking from Xperience grin
Re: The Prisoner's Will by sholabanke(m): 8:08pm On Dec 10, 2008
and experience na best teacher
Re: The Prisoner's Will by studio43(m): 8:19pm On Dec 10, 2008
yea so they say
Re: The Prisoner's Will by kayowalemi(m): 8:41pm On Dec 10, 2008
who b teacher and who be student between the two of you?
Re: The Prisoner's Will by studio43(m): 8:44pm On Dec 10, 2008
seem be illiterate na, u don forget, my oga to be wink grin
Re: The Prisoner's Will by Dunddy(m): 6:03pm On Dec 12, 2008
@ post

this is a very rare case. it happens once in a violet moon. 1st case na papa OBY and 2nd na U.

well N7,500 is a whole lot of manny. wink
Re: The Prisoner's Will by DereI(f): 7:44am On Dec 13, 2008
Dunddy:

@ post

this is a very rare case. it happens once in a violet moon. 1st case na papa OBY and 2nd na U.

well N7,500 is a whole lot of manny. wink


U be really Dundee
Re: The Prisoner's Will by just2nice(m): 7:53am On Dec 13, 2008
@poster.Is this a joke or a story?

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