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Top5 Eyes On Things by Nobody: 2:07pm On Dec 19, 2014
Today on Top5Everything is kinda scary to me... i don't know about you, have you ever been in a situation where you're indoors doing some indoors stuff because you want no one to see you, but maybe your fan, pillor, maybe your shoes kept staring at you saying, "i see you bro, but your secrets are safe with me," LOL!

Today I bring to us on Top5Everything, Top5 Eyes On Things, scary right?


NO 5. ANGRY HYUNDAI...
[img]http://2.bp..com/-dRETvsCC6Cw/VJA4w-1WnTI/AAAAAAAAAL8/n6J58boDAjw/s320/angryhyundai.jpg[/img]
That situation when you're driving your newly bought Hyundai latest model, and next day you hopped into your car for another reckless driving as you are about to grab your steering, you noticed that the steering is glaring at you saying, "don't you dare try that reckless driving of yours again or...," please don't ask or what? Because you won't like the answer.

NO 4. TERRIFIED OPENER...
[img]http://2.bp..com/-q0y5XWxPHcs/VJA5l7raNZI/AAAAAAAAAMc/QJPgh3NJDcI/s320/terrifiedopener.jpg[/img]
Terrified opener in a Beer-Parlor in Nigeria, it's normal, but Oga Beer-Parlor owner please... mercy, substitution is allowed for metal's sake.


NO 3. JUDGING STOVE...
[img]http://1.bp..com/-Bv4pH7PYUqo/VJA-BTXiAXI/AAAAAAAAAMo/GjRU2InZ-xs/s320/judgingstove.jpg[/img]
Mmmmmh... Madam who have you been using this stove to cook for? But for your information Madam, the stove knows.


NO 2. HIP-HOP CARROT...
[img]http://2.bp..com/-Nqk3BQW3__E/VJA-ZQWz5_I/AAAAAAAAAMw/KxQ70RMS7fg/s320/hiphopcarrot.jpg[/img]
This Carrot is in the wrong place, it needs a party.


NO 1. ANGRY PEPPER...
[img]http://3.bp..com/-1O4QmhJPg1U/VJA-uUTN9nI/AAAAAAAAAM4/bzhONtTGG0g/s320/angrypepper.jpg[/img]
When a pepper gets this angry, how will the people that eat the food prepared with this pepper behave? You can ask the gods then.

Hope y'all enjoyed today's edition of Top5Everything, i promise next week will be funnier, creamier, sexier, scarier... let me not go further, don't leave without dropping a comment...

Today's Top5Everything is brought to us courtesy of @googlyeyes on Twitter and Nkemdy's Tent
Re: Top5 Eyes On Things by kika23(f): 3:03pm On Dec 19, 2014
Niiiice cool

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