okiezman:


ARMED ROBBERY TOO

Kachisbarbie:
lolz.
Nice one @QueenJ
If everyone were like me, those people won't sell anything o.
I don't just get the whole vibe of festive periods/occasions. I am dry like that, some people say I am a sadist, but I know I'm not.

The only thing I bought this season, was foodstuff/wears for the "less privileged" and that na since Nov. I would just wait for the whole madness to die down (by Feb.), then I continue with my life abeg.

tosyne2much:
ooooh boy my hand no dey this one ooooo

That awkward moment when God shows you this your comment and uses it to judge on judgement day

tosyne2much:
which of dem are you expecting ?

tosyne2much:


My next thread will be

10 Types Of Female Nairalanders Who Are Most Likely Not Virgins

10 Types Of Female Nairalanders Who Love Bleeping

AgapeCharis:
dx one

tosyne2much:
I can bet a million dollars that I will get it right

Jennimma:

lwkmd!

Jennimma:
This write up is based on my observations during Christmas periods.

1.HAIR DRESSERS: Looking good is a sacrifice. This particularly goes out to my fellow women who want to look exceptionally beautiful. Majority of hair saloons are jam-packed with women either fixing weavons or braiding their hair. You often hear ladies asking among themselves "Have you made your christmas hair?" "What hair would you make for christmas?
Ladies I lie?"


2.TAILORS: Tailors/seamstresses are often patronised this season. Most times if you don't book at an earlier date with the tailor,your cloth may not be made. And sometimes due to the pressure tailors have,they may not meet up with the deadline thereby disappointing their customers.


3.DRIVERS/TRANSPORT COMPANIES: Bus tickets,airplane tickets,reservations...etc are the words you keep hearing during this season because most people travel home to see their loved ones,family and relations.


4.FOOD SELLERS: Food sellers are not left out either. People buy food items like chicken,turkey,rice,cooking oil,coleslaw items,cooking condiments,drinks to celebrate the season.


5.CLOTH TRADERS: Before now, I thought kids were the only ones that crave for christmas clothes,but I was wrong. Adults too buy christmas clothes during this season cos everyone wants to look good and admirable. So, if you've not bought your "christmas cloth" yet,do so today.


6.POULTRY FARMERS: Due to the high demand for fowls,turkeys even ducks, poultry farmers are seriously patronised. Even before december most women have booked their chickens with the farmer. Na true talk,abi?


7.TOURIST CENTRES: This season is the time to relax,hang out with friends,enjoy the enviroment and appreciate nature. Most people visit musuems,zoo,game reserves,beaches etc.


8.MUSICIANS:Without music,the whole place would be dull. More reason why most musicians launch their albums during this period. You'd realise that their songs would reign/played frequently this season. Eg: P-square. Well i know their Game Over(2007) and Danger(2009) albums reigned during the yuletide season then.


9.GADGET SELLERS: Welcome to Naija were everyone wants to feel cool,flashy and classy. Getting the latest android phones,i-pad,blackberry etc is the in thing now, more reason gadget sellers slash down the prices of their goods so people can easily purchase them. Well,i've observed that most times,people buy these items to flaunt it when they travel to their villages...lolz. Na lie? Hehehehehe


10.FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS.
Cc:tosyne2much
kachisbarbie.

tosyne2much:
ooooh boy my hand no dey this one ooooo

That awkward moment when God shows you this your comment and uses it to judge on judgement day

Lwkmd...
Even God knows I'm speaking the truth...
The only judgment he'll give me that day is...

"This is my beloved son,with whom I am well pleased"

Amefrica:
Hmmm you're right ...I think recharge card sellers should make the list

Profezzor:
. that really depends on the quantity n how fast u r selling

herald9:
[size=20] Op..

You forgot pastors [/size]

misshoree:
I don't know

Jennimma:
This write up is based on my observations during Christmas periods.

1.HAIR DRESSERS: Looking good is a sacrifice. This particularly goes out to my fellow women who want to look exceptionally beautiful. Majority of hair saloons are jam-packed with women either fixing weavons or braiding their hair. You often hear ladies asking among themselves "Have you made your christmas hair?" "What hair would you make for christmas?
Ladies I lie?"


2.TAILORS: Tailors/seamstresses are often patronised this season. Most times if you don't book at an earlier date with the tailor,your cloth may not be made. And sometimes due to the pressure tailors have,they may not meet up with the deadline thereby disappointing their customers.


3.DRIVERS/TRANSPORT COMPANIES: Bus tickets,airplane tickets,reservations...etc are the words you keep hearing during this season because most people travel home to see their loved ones,family and relations.


4.FOOD SELLERS: Food sellers are not left out either. People buy food items like chicken,turkey,rice,cooking oil,coleslaw items,cooking condiments,drinks to celebrate the season.


5.CLOTH TRADERS: Before now, I thought kids were the only ones that crave for christmas clothes,but I was wrong. Adults too buy christmas clothes during this season cos everyone wants to look good and admirable. So, if you've not bought your "christmas cloth" yet,do so today.


6.POULTRY FARMERS: Due to the high demand for fowls,turkeys even ducks, poultry farmers are seriously patronised. Even before december most women have booked their chickens with the farmer. Na true talk,abi?


7.TOURIST CENTRES: This season is the time to relax,hang out with friends,enjoy the enviroment and appreciate nature. Most people visit musuems,zoo,game reserves,beaches etc.


8.MUSICIANS:Without music,the whole place would be dull. More reason why most musicians launch their albums during this period. You'd realise that their songs would reign/played frequently this season. Eg: P-square. Well i know their Game Over(2007) and Danger(2009) albums reigned during the yuletide season then.


9.GADGET SELLERS: Welcome to Naija were everyone wants to feel cool,flashy and classy. Getting the latest android phones,i-pad,blackberry etc is the in thing now, more reason gadget sellers slash down the prices of their goods so people can easily purchase them. Well,i've observed that most times,people buy these items to flaunt it when they travel to their villages...lolz. Na lie? Hehehehehe


10.FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS.
Cc:tosyne2much
kachisbarbie.

COMEDIANS& MC's: Guess what, this season there are a lot, i mean lots of parties around and Comedians plus MC's are in high demand. I just wish say i sabi blow jokes, i for make am seriously this season with that trade.

ba7man:
Construction industry. Little or no rain means you can build without delay.

Yes o! Even selling& building on swampy land for a client without him/ her knowing what mess s/he is into. I tell you this is the worst time to go searching for land or house, cause you don't know where is prone to flooding.