The entire family of carbohydrates from balanced diet local government area of food state, Highly regret to announce the death of their father, brother and grandfather; Mr Rice who died in a fire accident along pot express road.
Mr Rice was survived by his wife;
Mrs stew. Twin daughters; curry and thyme. Sons in-law; Maggi an Onion.
BURIAL ARRANGEMENT; 25th of December 2014, Body leaves kitchen mortuary to his home town dinning table. Music by plates and spoons. Cups & water are highly invited, God loves you but our stomach loves you more.
May your gentle soul rest in the bosom of the toilet. Amen! Signed by meat and fish, for the family.