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Common Mistakes Nigerians Make by Dammytrager(m): 10:33am On Dec 22, 2014 |
Virtually all Nigerians make these mistakes: 1. All noodles are indomie: its so funny how children even adults call all noodles indomie irrespective of the brand just becos d first brand of noodles was indomie, a customer will go to a retail shop n ask for indomie only for d retailer to ask which type d customer will reply golden penny80% of Nigerians r guilty of this offence 2. All Toothpaste are maclean: This is common among d adults, Customer: Mallam give me maclean Mallam: which type oga Customer: give me close up. 70% of Nigerians are guilty of this offence 3.All Candies are sweet: i actually dnt knw where the name sweets come from, if u go to a retailer n ask for candy trust me, 'i dnt sell' is likely the answer u're gonna get, 95% of Nigerians are guilty of this offence u can add urs |
Re: Common Mistakes Nigerians Make by obiZEAL(m): 10:35am On Dec 22, 2014 |
4.All detergents are omo. 5.All seasonings are maggi. 6.All northerners are hausa |
Re: Common Mistakes Nigerians Make by Emmyginger(m): 10:38am On Dec 22, 2014 |
all bombing is bokoharam |
Re: Common Mistakes Nigerians Make by CzarRex: 10:42am On Dec 22, 2014 |
All tin milk are peak milk..I'm fond of makin dat mistake wen I want buy 3 crowns or olympic |
Re: Common Mistakes Nigerians Make by Dammytrager(m): 11:18am On Dec 22, 2014 |
All Pens are biro |
Re: Common Mistakes Nigerians Make by babysmart(f): 6:17pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
all toothpastes are close up all disinfectants are dettol all analgesics are panadol |
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