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Common Mistakes Nigerians Make by Dammytrager(m): 10:33am On Dec 22, 2014
Virtually all Nigerians make these mistakes:
1. All noodles are indomie:
its so funny how children even adults call all noodles indomie irrespective of the brand just becos d first brand of noodles was indomie, a customer will go to a retail shop n ask for indomie only for d retailer to ask which type d customer will reply golden penny80% of Nigerians r guilty of this offence
2. All Toothpaste are maclean:
This is common among d adults,
Customer: Mallam give me maclean
Mallam: which type oga
Customer: give me close up.
70% of Nigerians are guilty of this offence
3.All Candies are sweet:
i actually dnt knw where the name sweets come from, if u go to a retailer n ask for candy trust me, 'i dnt sell' is likely the answer u're gonna get, 95% of Nigerians are guilty of this offence
u can add urs
Re: Common Mistakes Nigerians Make by obiZEAL(m): 10:35am On Dec 22, 2014
4.All detergents are omo.
5.All seasonings are maggi.
6.All northerners are hausa
Re: Common Mistakes Nigerians Make by Emmyginger(m): 10:38am On Dec 22, 2014
all bombing is bokoharam
Re: Common Mistakes Nigerians Make by CzarRex: 10:42am On Dec 22, 2014
All tin milk are peak milk..I'm fond of makin dat mistake wen I want buy 3 crowns or olympic
Re: Common Mistakes Nigerians Make by Dammytrager(m): 11:18am On Dec 22, 2014
All Pens are biro
Re: Common Mistakes Nigerians Make by babysmart(f): 6:17pm On Dec 22, 2014
all toothpastes are close up
all disinfectants are dettol
all analgesics are panadol
smiley

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