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Peter The Unlucky One by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 9:26pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
Peter goes into a pharmacy and saysto the pharmacist"Hello, could you give me condom?I'm going to mygirlfriend's place for dinner and Ithink I may be in witha chance!"The pharmacist gives him the condomand as peter wasgoing out he returns and says,"Giveme anothercondom because my girlfriend's sisteris very cute too.She always crosses her legs in aprovocative mannerwhen she sees me and I think Imight strike a luck theretoo." The pharmacist gives him asecond condom andas Peter was leaving again he turnsback and says "Giveme one more condom because mygirlfriend's mum isstill pretty cute and when she seesme she alwaysmakes eye contact and since sheinvited me for dinner Ithink she is expecting me to make amove. Duringdinner,peter sat with his girlfriend ond left, the sisteron his right and the mum facing him.When the Dadwalks in, Peter lowers his head andstarts the dinnerprayer."Dear Lord, bless this dinnerand thank you forall u've given us".10minutes after, peter was stillpraying "Thank you Lordfor your kindness. ...."Ten minutes go by, and peter is stillpraying, keepinghis head down, very close to d table.They all looked ateach other surprised, and hisgirlfriend was even moresurprised than others. She gets closeto him andwhispered, "I didn't know u r soreligious."Pe ter withhis head still on d table replies, "Inever knew your dadwas a pharmacist!" |
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