Peter goes into a pharmacy and saysto the
pharmacist"Hello, could you give me condom?I'm
going to mygirlfriend's place for dinner and Ithink
I may be in witha chance!"The pharmacist gives
him the condomand as peter wasgoing out he
returns and says,"Giveme anothercondom
because my girlfriend's sisteris very cute too.She
always crosses her legs in aprovocative
mannerwhen she sees me and I think Imight
strike a luck theretoo." The pharmacist gives him
asecond condom andas Peter was leaving again
he turnsback and says "Giveme one more
condom because mygirlfriend's mum isstill pretty
cute and when she seesme she alwaysmakes
eye contact and since sheinvited me for dinner
Ithink she is expecting me to make amove.
Duringdinner,peter sat with his girlfriend ond left,
the sisteron his right and the mum facing
him.When the Dadwalks in, Peter lowers his head
andstarts the dinnerprayer."Dear Lord, bless this
dinnerand thank you forall u've given
us".10minutes after, peter was stillpraying "Thank
you Lordfor your kindness. ...."Ten minutes go by,
and peter is stillpraying, keepinghis head down,
very close to d table.They all looked ateach other
surprised, and hisgirlfriend was even
moresurprised than others. She gets closeto him
andwhispered, "I didn't know u r soreligious."Pe
ter withhis head still on d table replies, "Inever
knew your dadwas a pharmacist!"