Once a plane crashed somewhere in the
mountains, only a monkey who was traveling in
the plane was left alive.
Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to
understand English and reply. The officials went to
see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with
the monkey.
Officer: “When the plane took off what were the
travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Tying their belts”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Saying Hello! Good morning!”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Checking the system”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Looking for my people”
Officer: “After 10 minutes what were the travelers
doing?”
Monkey: “Having beverages and snacks”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Serving the travelers”
Officer: “What were the Pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Eating & throwing”
Officer: “After 30 minutes what were the travelers
doing?”
Monkey: “Some were sleeping and some were
reading”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses ?”
Monkey: “Make up”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Nothing”
Officer: “Just before plane crash what were the
travelers doing?”
Monkey: “All were sleeping”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Kissing the pilots”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Responding”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering !!!”
the officer fainted after he had messed 23 times.